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update: the asker in this post has been dipped in a 300 gallon mixture of water, sulfuric acid, and my number three. all issues have now been dealt with. you may all continue your lives as normal

my parents keep getting scammed by indian scam call centers and have wasted my siblings entire college funds on giftcards and bitcoins what do i do to quell this problem, ray william johnson™ tumblr account?

I recommend applying ointment to the rash three times daily until the symptoms clear. If symptoms do not clear within 25 days, contact your local physician and/or carpenter immediately.

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#tbt to when i was on crash and berenstain

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bought shock absorbers for my toesies

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there's a fucking Poop Advisory

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you know i'm feeling that vitriol

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please help me

I'm sorry ladies, I didn't know it smelled that bad

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I'm sorry ladies, I didn't know it smelled that bad

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it was one of those days at the mines today

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My intern Martin was caught shitting while driving so I am unfortunately going to have to be posting telepathically until

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I'm the longest chicken you've ever seen.

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they put me in a little box and told me to try pressing A

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delicious jewish meatballs

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my cheating whore wife is stealing all of my money

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Took a large one this morning. Hoo-wee

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Really fascinated with a can of beans today.

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God created me for one purpose: to drink all of the water in Hoover Dam. they cant stop me it's my destiny

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