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i'm officially leaving tumblr. i spend too much time over here. take care everyone. i'll be back in 5 seconds.
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in an ideal world i would have 8 beverages with me at all times and i would just be able to pull them out of my pocket like an animal crossing character
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$20 used to mean something
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eternal ass june ive already reincarnated 10,000 lives this month
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Google docs is getting out of hand
it changed "rapture" to "raptors" like three times
"rapture overcame him" -> "raptors overcame him"
honestly? probably makes for a better story
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who tf is destiel and whatd she do to piss you off so much
I used to be someone, you know?
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Crazy thing about #healing #recovery Small Victories is when you'll have some shit going on that's like, saying this would involve admitting how you used to be doing. You know? Like hey guys good news I'm gonna change my bedsheets this year
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the da vinky twins are modern day prophets and messiahs
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I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me
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what's a book you read as a teenager that was so magical and personally profound to you it literally changed your life, doesnt matter if the book was actually well written or not. mine's probably the catcher in the rye
#unforchies my real answers are not traditional novels#pandora hearts by jun mochizuki (manga)#and Heaven will be mine (VN)#everything about me can be explained by one of these two stories lmao#I think book wise my fav in hs was beloved by toni morrison#tho I also loved the turn of the screw
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I ASKED LUNA TO SEND ME TO A RANDOM DREAM ADRESS

OH FUCK
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There's a difference between "disabled" and "legally recognized as disabled," and I just want to give a shout-out to all the other disabled people who don't have formal diagnoses, who don't have access to benefits of any kind, who don't have the ability to use even the shittiest and least-helpful resources, because the process of getting legal recognition for disability sucks ass.
And another shout-out to all the disabled people who purposely avoid getting diagnosed, because official diagnoses can be used against you, and you're unable or unwilling to risk it.
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Matching your freak is beautiful and all but what you really need is a boy who's infatuated with your freak. Down bad for your freak. Deeply intrigued by your freak. Eager to see more of your freak. Supportive of your freak. Gets bricked up witnessing your freak, even.
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soooo fucked up that the only way to make the things you like is to make a bunch of things you absolutely hate until you build the muscle you need to be good. have you considered im sleepy
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