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razzbender · 5 years ago
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The Mandalorian Returns
RETURN OF THE MANdalorian The highly anticipated return of The Mandalorian is at hand. 2020 has not been kind to many , but a bright light in this dark year is the return of The Mandalorian series on Disney+.
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I managed to steer clear of any and all footage from season 2 of The Mandalorian before watching this latest episode. No teasers or trailers was viewed, which is quite diffrent for me as I’m…
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razzbender · 5 years ago
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ENTER THE FAT DRAGON
ENTER THE FAT DRAGON
    Put Your Weight Into This Kung Fu movie legend Donnie Yen donning a fat suit is just what I needed to come back to BSS. I watched this trailer for ENTER THE FAT DRAGON and was grinning ear to ear throughout. Check it out for yourself.
There it is. It’s not really new as it was released in January in Hong Kong and a few select…
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razzbender · 5 years ago
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RAZZ HAS ACTUALLY SEEN THE NEW-ISH ATTEMPTED COMEDY 'THE HUNT'
RAZZ HAS ACTUALLY SEEN THE NEW-ISH ATTEMPTED COMEDY ‘THE HUNT’
LET THE MINDLESS GAMES BEGIN The Hunt is funny film with some hilarious gags and outright great situational comedy. It’s also completely moronic and so far from believable that at times it might actually cause you pain. The premise of the film is dead simple. A bunch of people are rounded up by some super rich people to be hunted for sport. It’s like Hard Target only it’s not really that hard to…
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razzbender · 5 years ago
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HINDSIGHT 2020 : THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 30th ANNIVERSARY
HINDSIGHT 2020 : THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 30th ANNIVERSARY
THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER
On March 2 1990 the movie adaptation of The Hunt for Red October was released. Directed by John McTiernan, and featuring an all star cast including Sean Connery, Alec Baldwin, Scott Glenn, James Earl Jones, and Sam Neill. The Hunt for Red Octoberwas the debut novel by Tom Clancy, first published on October…
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razzbender · 5 years ago
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VENOM 2 SET PHOTOS REVEAL A NEW STUPID WIG
VENOM 2 SET PHOTOS REVEAL A NEW STUPID WIG
NEW VENOM NEW WIGS Set photos from VENOM 2 have been making their way online the past few weeks. With lots of praise for the newest stupid wig they made for Woody Harrelson. The one featured in the post credit scene of VENOM was ludicrously bad. The new and improved one isn’t that much better in my opinion. I don’t really like Woody’s casting as Cletus Kasady to begin with.
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Gone are the clown…
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razzbender · 5 years ago
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#StrangerThings4 TEASER : HOPPER LIVES !!
#StrangerThings4 TEASER : HOPPER LIVES !!
STRANGER THINGS FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE Netflix has just released a 50 second teaser trailer for STRANGER THINGS season 4 .
 HOPPER LIVES ! As we all suspected Sheriff Jim Hopper ( David Harbor ) was sucked into the portal and ended up in Mother Russia where it looks like he’s serving some hard time on the chain gang.  Sucks to be…
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razzbender · 5 years ago
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TRAILERS : Knights, Minions, Alcoholics and Bowling
TRAILERS : Knights, Minions, Alcoholics and Bowling
NEW TRAILERS Some new trailers has been coming out in this dreary week of February. Have a look see, and decide if any of these are worth your time and money.
  David Lowery’s Green Knight
  Personally I thought this looked cheap. A horribly bad cut trailer. When the ” IN A TIME” text came up I almost shut it off right then and…
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razzbender · 5 years ago
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BSS is Joining Son of a Bitch Media in Boycotting the 2020 #Oscars
BSS is Joining Son of a Bitch Media in Boycotting the 2020 #Oscars
#OscarsSoSomethingWeDontLike
We’re proud to be supporting Son of Bitch Media in their boycott of the 2020 Oscars ceremony. Son of a Bitch HQ writes :
 Once again, the Academy Awards is not the fucking skin color we like, even as the ceremony is touted as the pinnacle of a production or an actor’s success for some fucking reason. Being given an Oscar by those racist voters can get someone loads…
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razzbender · 5 years ago
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TREMORS 30TH ANNIVERSARY
UNDERGROUND MONSTERS VS TOXIC MASCULINITY
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It’s been 30 years since Ron Underwood’s creature feature TREMORShit the cinemas. Born out of love for 1950’s B-movies , writers S.S. Wilson and Brent Maddock initially envisioned a story where underground sharks were the monsters who terrorised a small community. The germ for the idea was born while Wilson was on a hike in the Rocky Mountains and…
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RACIST SEXISTS GO APESHIT OVER THE OSCAR NOMINATIONS. TURNS OUT POC DON'T VOTE BASED ON COLOR AND WOMEN DON'T VOTE BASED ON GENDER.
RACIST SEXISTS GO APESHIT OVER THE OSCAR NOMINATIONS. TURNS OUT POC DON’T VOTE BASED ON COLOR AND WOMEN DON’T VOTE BASED ON GENDER.
Why won’t they vote for themselves ? The Academy has 50% female voters and yet no female directors were nominated this year. For reasons unknown to sexists, the female voters have voted based on arts instead of gender. Likewise the influx of so called minorities has not yielded the desired results. It turns out people of color don’t vote based on skin color and racists are furious that people of…
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razzbender · 5 years ago
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THE OSCAR NOMINATIONS ARE HERE. NO ALBINOS THIS YEAR EITHER..... FFS HOLLYWOOD !!
THE OSCAR NOMINATIONS ARE HERE. NO ALBINOS THIS YEAR EITHER….. FFS HOLLYWOOD !!
AND THE NOMINEES ARE !!
 Best picture “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood” “The Irishman” “Parasite” “1917” “Marriage Story” “Jojo Rabbit” “Joker” “Little Women” “Ford v Ferrari” Best actress in a leading role Renée Zellweger, “Judy” Charlize Theron, “Bombshell” Scarlett Johansson, “Marriage Story” ( I hear good things ) Saoirse Ronan, “Little Women” Cynthia Erivo, “Harriet” Best actor in a leading…
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razzbender · 6 years ago
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BSS TRAILER PARK : TENET AND IP MAN 4 OFFICIAL TRAILERS
BSS TRAILER PARK : #TENET , TOP GUN 2 AND IP MAN 4 OFFICIAL TRAILERS
TWO NEW TRAILERS ONE OF THEM GOOD The trailer for IP MAN 4 looks freaking glorious. The film stars Donnie Yen, Scott Adkins & Danny Chan as Bruce Lee. And fuck Bruce Lee’s daughter by the way. Twunt !! Check out the trailer :
   Next up is Christopher Nolan’s latest attempt at making a film. Looks just as needlessly convoluted as…
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razzbender · 6 years ago
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HOLLYWOOD SILLY SEASON 19/20 KICKS OFF WITH A WHIMPER
HOLLYWOOD SILLY SEASON 19/20 KICKS OFF WITH A WIMPER #DVDSCREENERS
IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME Every year around this time It starts again. The studios send out their screeners in hopes that they will get the award votes. The time I like to call Hollywood Silly Season. And each year these screener copies find their way online. And it is a happy time for cinephiles everywhere. Last year It took quite a while for the screeners to start dropping. Fearing studios…
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razzbender · 6 years ago
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RACIST MISOGYNISTIC TROLLS ARE REVIEW BOMBING RISE OF SKYWALKER
RACIST MISOGYNISTIC TROLLS ARE REVIEW BOMBING #RISEOFSKYWALKER
RISE OF RACISTS Once again the racist misogynistic trolls have taken to the internet to spread their hatred of women and diversity in the STAR WARS universe. The trolls were given early screenings for some reason and immediately after seeing the film the hate began to spread. Not at all appreciating the  LGBT representation of one old lady kissing another without consent , or the fact that half…
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razzbender · 6 years ago
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MISANDRY ERUPTS ON TWITTER AFTER THE GOLDEN GLOBES NOMINATIONS ARE REVEALED
HATERS GONNA HATE Nominations for the golden balls  were released the other day , and the reactions were swift. Misandrists feminist lunatics came out of woodworks screaming foul. Upset and outraged that the Hollywood Foreign Press Association keep nominating based on the quality of the work , instead of nominating based on gender. They took to twitter where shame does does not exist, and openly…
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razzbender · 6 years ago
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GHOSTBUSTERS AFTERLIFE TRAILER-1
Screw The #GoldenGlobes !! THE GHOSTBUSTERS AFTERLIFE OFFICIAL TRAILER IS HERE
Who You Gonna Call ?? It’s been 30 years since the last Ghostbusters movie came out. I read somewhere online about a fake trailer a few years back where there was an all female ghostbusters team, but I never saw it. I think youtube banned it for poor taste ?
But now there is an actual sequel to the sequel of Ghostbusters. It’s directed by nepotism and it reunites all the living cast members from…
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razzbender · 6 years ago
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#WW84 THE SEARCH FOR MORE MONEY OFFICIAL TRAILER This trailer has been approved for fangirls worldwide. Trigger Warning !! Lead actress goes to gym and eats healthy, hence she looks better than most viewers. Wonder Gal 2 Trailer It's just a matter of time before Gal Gadot expresses remorse for using her sex appeal to become rich and famous.
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