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No fuck that if measles and other previously discontinued plagues come back i'm not staying in North america
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Hey okay so I think I'm being stalked. Like yeah at first I thought this was a paranoid hallucination or something but my sureness is only going up. They don't seem threatening or dangerous, I think I've just become someone's hobby. I think they just know me from school or something. Does anyone have relevant experience that might prevent me from disappearing
#actually a bit flattered the mountain schizos know me. sup you 2#i'm a walkerrrrr and i've been recognizing a couple that spends every goddman night in a park i like#they probably saw me enough to want to scrape my info or something#loudly talking about my anon stage name and dunking on a goofy track i made hehe#odd specimens but with the way i live i can't say i blame em#idk business as usual but if i disappear there's probably a reason
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Why don't unis have grocery stores
I've never done student residencies so I can't say I know what the value of this would be in a dorm but I can't imagine living somewhere without an accessible grocery store? Like that's what my local university is like. Giant campus with a good handful of restaurants spread through the buildings but nothing to really stock a fridge, and the closest grocery is a half hour walk down a busy road. I just don't believe that an on-campus walmlike wouldn't be welcomed by broke uni students who pass by about 10 overpriced cafes on their way to another class.
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Cancellation fees are some of the hardest bullshit imaginable. "Hey if our service sucks, fuck you pay us more to stop giving you a shitty service"
Unethical business practices only work because I'm not allowed to burn down your offices if you fuck me over. they won't fucking let me
#fucking with local isps#tried a promo plan for almost half the price of the one i'm on now with the same speeds#and glaring me in the eyes at the top of the contract was a higher base price for the service#and a cancellation fee buried 3 pages down worth about 6 months of the rate i'd be paying#that only evaporates once the entire 2 year plan ends#we could never even have a startup that just fucking offers a solid unchanging internet price#cus the “”premium companies“” will do everything in their near limitless power at this point to shut down competition#this is the world liberalism makes bruh#intangible services becoming more and more predatory for a simple yet pointless reason - the fuck ya gonna do about it huh#imagine right - you own coverage for an entire region fuckin cell towers data centers phone lines#this shit's as close to a passive money generator as you can get#maintenance and upgrades are NOTHING compared to the hundreds of thousands of people paying for your internet#seriously these fuckers are making MINIMUM 9 figs a month and paying data engis to keep shit running wouldn't be more than 7#i feel like we need a coup but i'm not sure what angle to take that from#i just drool over seeing shit like a complimentary 2gb of data on an indian bag of chips#canadian isps treat that shit like jewelry
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Ever think about how ads load so much faster?
We don't cache anything other than ads? Why? RIF used to cache stuff. I miss going through the big folder of nondescript files looking at videos and pics the app decided to keep for whatever reason, all while still being able to see a subreddit or a juicy comment section on the app. the new Reddit app refreshes and doesn't even keep the sub or post you had active for longer than like 5 minutes. GOD FUCKING FORBID I wanna keep a handful of text posts saved for a flight or something. Like does nothing else do this? Just the fucking capitalism pictures that I will never engage with get to be taking up space on my phone? Fuck you?
#and fuck reddit#FUCK reddit and it's api bullshit#“ouuugh we dont wanna have people use rebdit without our data scraping so nobody gets to use our site wrong* now”#like im sorry tumblr its nice to see real humans for once but reddit's the library of alexandria for shit people wanna tuck away online#if you dig into tumblr you keep finding cool and/or insane people#but do that on reddit and you get shit like a mile long scroll for the production of every drug known to man#tumblr's individuality is enticing but the collective anonymity of reddit creates the coolest internet crevaces#i feel like every time i come back all of the interesting shit is more and more muted by slop like aita and shit#the worldproblems continuum is practically dead and 90% of all the funny nsfw subs are banned#i think a reason i don't like tumblr as much is because most content is pure synthesis and engagement is formulaic#polls/asks/multipart jokes/post essays don't really lead to the dumb shit that would happen with an effectively open source message board#reddit was an ecosystem that kinda evolved on its own only ever shifting with the internet's current#new web implimentations drive it towards a homogenous formulaic unitasker of a site#where nobody is expected to do weird dumb shit despite that being the reason reddit wasn't overtaken by competition ages ago#give people the ability to customize and fuck with the functionality of a popular site and they will make it into a game#but alas#all of the boofing subs are dead#so as far as i care reddit is dead#i hope we don't forget the monuments we built before they stop making sense
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