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Please meet Rube Goldberg.

While collecting eggs a couple of weeks ago, this egg slipped out of my hands from 5 feet up above wood, wire, and cement. Quail eggs are VERY fragile when it comes to impacts, so this egg's life flash before my eyes and time slowed down as I watched the world's most ridiculous accidental cartoon egg drop.

It somehow missed every obstacle on the way down (3 shelves) in order to land upon the side of a milk jug I had dropped the day before. It bounced off of that to a couple feet away, and hit the side of a hay bale. It bounced off of that, and somehow landed on the open lip of an empty feed back laying on the floor that I had put down under the towers to prevent the cement from sinking heat from the space. The bag gently collapsed, and rolled the pristine egg to a stop back at my feet.

I stared at it in disbelief. I took it inside and candled it- not a crack in it. So I noted the pen I got it from (CER) and scribbled "dropped?" on it. I figured SURELY it would not develop after that kind of nonsense, but when I candled at lockdown, the little thing was ready to go.

So, I stuck the egg into its own hatching bag, and sure as shit, the little fucker hatched!

And as if the rest of the story is not weird enough, this is possibly the first coturnix chick in the world who didn't immediately faceplant off of a human hand in the pursuit of the cold embrace of death. It just sat there, posing with the egg. Looking around like Hm so this is what being alive is... it's alright I guess.

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what do you think her Reynolds number is?

You see that girl over there? She's a superfluid. Yeah, she conserves internal momentum and everything. Check out her vortices.

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Saying "touch grass" to mean "get off the internet" is just silly. I am literally posting to tumblr from on top of grass right now.

Check out this green stuff.

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stuffed animal contest

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kitty car 🐱

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Mad optician cackling out loud in her lab. "They'll see... yes, they will ALL SEE! Mehahahaha!"

one of my favourite genres of character is , specifically a doctor or scientist who is So deeply evil coded but they're a member of the good guy team & actively helping. & theyre not even a reformed villain theyre just like that. going hehehehehee in their dark scary lab while developing an device that will actually help a lot of people

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Cats logic 🤷🐱🐈

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Cat who is upset by explosions, apparently

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

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the problem with watching buffy the vampire slayer for the first time when you're 13 is that it will fundamentally reshape your brain chemistry to the point where literally all fiction becomes buffy the vampire slayer in different fonts. "watch another show!" you might say, and believe me i have! i promise i've watched many other shows since i was 13. but the problem is that all those other shows as well as films, books, podcasts etc. are simply deviations of buffy the vampire slayer to me. it's the holy text, the primary source. everything else is just commentary.

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you know what lets actually bring back lolcats, they were so simple and so benevolent. like check this out

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LET THE CROSS STITCH HIT THE FLOOR

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Doll-like with a traditional Discworld reference 🔮Dress by Blackwood Castle, detachable collar vintage, hair clip & lilac necklace by me.

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The bean jar

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Not enough goth Cardassians I think

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i love it when animals are royal pains in the butt

Cats getting caught doing crimes