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love how james potter is little shirt big pants and regulus black is big shirt little pants. i love how we have all agreed on this. james is crop tops and baggy jeans where regulus is baggy tees and booty shorts …….. as g-d intended

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shes very upset abt dobbys death

and safe to say shes my girl cause she hates snape, peter, umbridge and bella lmaooo (these are the hp characters not marauders era)

my best friend whos not on tumblr is watching harry potter finally after i asked her ages ago (since like 2019) and these were her reactions so far also she knows majorly abt marauders and nothing else cause of ✨me✨ so she knows abt wolfstar and jegulus and dorlene and all of that

so now these were her reactions so far:

sirius dies????? fucker

remus has a wife??

snape is absolute shit

so is malfoy

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"This is a Joe Alwyn album" "This is a Matty Healy album" shut up shut up SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! Swifties are so annoying, this is a TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY IS YOUR FIRST REACTION TO ASSIGN THINGS TO A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!!!!

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r.i.p. barty crouch jr you would've loved måneskin

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I think we forget just how much, anger and hurt James must have felt JAMES POTTER watching HIS SON being abused and used just like Sirius

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Remus’s big hands …. thats it

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Sirius: Coffee is superior.

Regulus: Tea is vastly better than your bean juice.

Sirius: At least I am not drinking leaf water.

Regulus: Coffee tastes like dirt.

Sirius: Tea tastes like medicine.

James trying to diffuse the situation: Enough! James takes the tea and the coffee and mixes them together. There, problem solved.

Sirius and Regulus stare in disbelief and disgust: WHAT IN MERLIN’S NAME IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

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resting bitch face: remus, regulus, lily, marlene, dorcas, barty

resting puppy face: sirius, james, mary, pandora, (surprisingly) even

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an actual guide to british slang for foreign marauders writers.

because i am sick of seeing

a) people using american english eg. mom, sneakers

b) people overusing "mate" and "innit"

alright? = a greeting, like hello.

everyday words

ain't = haven't

scran = food, or to describe eating

swear down = promise

"swear down, I didn't do nothing,"

bloody = can be used in any sentence at any time

"bloody hell" "its bloody pissing it down out there" "i was bloody wankered"

bloke = a man

innit = isn't it?

mate = equivalent of calling someone bro

bruv, lad, my son = bro, dude, etc

fags, rollies, ciggies, (NOT A SPLIFF) = cigarettes

trust = trust me

"trust, ill tell you later"

chatting (what you chatting about?) = what are you on about?

quid = pound

proper buzzing = really excited

good

sound = good

bangin' = really good

lush = good

"that scran was lush"

jokes = a laugh, funny

bare = a lot of

fit = physically attractive

"he's well fit, isn't he?"

pissed = drunk

dodgy/dodge = questionable

bad

are you taking the piss? = are you having a laugh?

thats peak = thats bad

not being funny, but... = no offense but...

gordon bennett! = surprise, shock, disbelief

slag off = talk badly about someone

"she was slagging her off to anyone who'd listen"

minging, rank = disgusting

bloody nora = expression of surprise, irritation

bollocks = nonsense, something bad

"stop talking bollocks, mate"

skint = broke

prat, git = an idiot

insults

a melt = a pathetic person

clapped = ugly

"he's fucking clapped..."

sket = a promiscuous woman

slag = ^^

minger = an unattractive person

plonker = calling someone silly, not offensive

"don't be a plonker..."

cunt = VERY OFFENSIVE!

wanker, tosser = a general insult

bender, poof = a gay man, used insultingly

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starting a little series <3 quotes from my friends as marauders textposts;

Barty :This is a lot of angst for a smut story.

Regulus : Please stop talking about my life like that.

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james potter u will always be famous

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Evan and Regulus trying to have a conversation and barty being Barty

The Slytherin Skittles daily group call

Barty pissed at a party ( really could be any of them )

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“Yes Remus, i’m on my way home.” Lyall sighed. The man in the back of his truck, 17 years old, black hair, silver eyes, sighed deeply. “I’ve just got to drop off this young man.”

“How old is he?” Remus asks on the other side of the phone.

“17 years old.” Lyall grumbled. Sirius, the man in the back, perked up a bit. He had gotten the police called on him because he walked on a ladies lawn. Lyall thought it was ridiculous, but the only way to make the lady happy was to take him to the ‘police station’ but he was just taking him home.

“Is he cute?” Remus asked. Lyall sighed and turned around. “And gay?”

“My son wants to know if you’re cute.” Lyall tells Sirius. He sighs. “And gay.”

Sirius grins. “Gay, yes. Cute, I believe so, sir.” He says cheekily.

Lyall sighs into the phone and turns back towards the road. “Yes and yes.”

“Grab his number for me, will you?” Remus asks.

“No, i’m not going to get his number for you.” Lyall says.

“829-728-9-“

“Hand over the phone!” Remus yells into the phone. Lyall debates it for a moment before handing the phone off to Sirius.

“Hello?” Sirius asks into the phone.

“What’s your number?” Remus asks.

“Hold on I don’t even know if you’re cute,” Sirius recollects.

There’s a silence on the phone for a second before a facetime call comes in. Sirius answers and it connects.

“Holy shit.” They both say.

“829-728-9-“ Sirius starts as Remus scrambles to plug it into his phone.

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“And they met in a cop car!” James finishes as he wipes his teary eyes.

There’s an outrage from both Sirius and Remus, sitting at the Just Married table. “That is not true!” Remus exclaims.

James gives him a weary look. “Fine. They got each others number whilst Sirius was in a cop car. They met at a coffee shop or whatever. Better?”

“Yes!” Sirius says.

meow

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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Barty is 100% a monster energy drinker and Evan is whole heartedly team red bull like Barty has a monster tab on a necklace and Ev keeps a jar of his red bull tabs

This is a constant source of bickering between the two boys, but whenever one of them goes to a muggle gas station or drug store, they buy one of each (or steal in Bartys case)