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bigs my eyes

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Character who acts how “horror characters are so stupid, if they made good decisions this wouldn’t happen” people want characters to act, but it’s not a horror movie and it’s abundantly clear that this person is paranoid beyond the point of being able to function

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always complain about things. okay, you know how programmers explain their code to rubber ducks when it's not working? same principle. an appliance breaks down. I get pissed off, try everything, go through the various stages of despair etc. I complain about it to a friend and explain why it frustrates me so bad, and suddenly I'm thinking 'wait I should try unplugging it and then doing a factory reset and then—' and I go home and do that and it starts working again. I keep losing my earrings. I complain about it to a friend, about how I keep them all in a little dish but then the specific one I want always dematerialises the moment I want it. my friend says 'I just keep them on the little card backs they came with' and I think well shit, I always throw those out. but then I think aha I can make a bunch of pinholes in a decorative postcard. genius. I read a story. it's about something I'm usually into, but for some reason I don't like this story at all. I complain about it, I figure out what irritates me about it, I have a great idea for a way better story. I try a new recipe, it doesn't come together. I bitch about it like crazy, about what I thought I did right and how it failed, and before I know it I'm explaining out loud which parts I'm inexperienced at or didn't understand or adjusted wrong. I need a little table for drawing on. I complain about it in the group chat, two days later someone says 'hey I spotted the kind of table you're looking for on the side of the road, do you want to come pick it up'. I complain, endlessly. my life is enriched. the art of complaining.

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absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun

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the silent killer in death note was misogyny. like imagine if raye penber actually respected his fiancée and was like yeah in case something happens the guy i was following is light yagami.

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MY HONEST OPINION

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Oh sweet computer love

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A commission for donations in the style of @toorumlk . The book!crows really are babies

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had some time to chat with the verizon wireless guy while my phone was getting set up and he’s a straight guy it turns out he has two moms and used to DJ for drag events. culturally LGBT

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Top 10 most racist land acknowledgments, ranked by how extinct the author believes the indigenous inhabitants are

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i think it's funny when people say "yeah the writers use they/them for this character but that doesn't necessarily mean the character is nonbinary" because i guess it's true but by that logic i can say "yeah this character is referred to with he/him but they never say he's a man so i can do whatever i want" which i may actually start doing because it sounds based as fuck. if you want me to believe that action hero is a man maybe you should've been more direct about it smh.

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nathan ford kinda one of the craziest characters of all time. like hes a sad middle aged catholic washed up divorcee who worked in insurance and has a drinking problem right? theres a very specific image created by that description. but then you learn like a little more about him and its like woah buddy! like ok so yeah so hes all that but also hes terrifyingly pistol whip smart hes deeply grief stricken. hes the son of a mobster. hes been in a psychosexual situationship with a thief who shot him for like a decade. he treats people like a chess match. HE GAVE A GUY A NOSEBLEED WITH THE POWER OF HIS MIND. and hes got all this going on whilst hes running Righteous Revenge AnonymousTM and garnering a reputation as the leader of one of the most dangerous crews in the world. genuinly one of the most psychologically fascinating charactees of all time ever.

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things you DO NOT need to be a man

a dick

he/him pronouns

XY chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man

the swiftness of a coursing river

the force of a great typhoon

the strength of a raging fire

the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon

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