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Andriel headcanon: the first time Neil ever calls Andrew "babe" is accidentally in front of the team (because Allison is always calling him babe) and everyone freezes including Neil and Andrew just stares at him blankly before he raises an eyebrow and says "yes?" (Nicky is on the floor sobbing and Neil is smiling at Andrew with his eyes)

gjgjf this would be such an out of body experience for the foxes, they’d probably all come to a unanimous agreement that they all mass-hallucinated it

also i am a huge fan of allison having all sorts of pet names for neil like if you’ve read the trust fall fic by spanglebangle and you’ve read the neil/allison friendship in that? yeah that’s my shit right there

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Andrew: I am Incognito Gay, Perry the Platypus level spy, I blend right in, hiding in plain sight-

Neil: *exists*

Andrew: s🌈h🌈i🌈t

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😂😂 True though!

Friend: so..what is ACOTAR and ACOMAF all about?

Me:

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Chapter 55 - Rhys POV

Last week, a kind soul asked me to write Chapter 55 from Rhysand’s POV and although TERRIFIED of the idea, I’ve had so much fun writing these fics that I figured, why the bloody hell not? Heh, you only live once…

So here it is! Obvi NSFW. I hope any of you brave souls reading it like it. As always, I think it’s awful and I struggle to get the voices right at all, but I had fun writing it and welp, here it is.

I take NO CREDIT for the dialogue written in this fic. All of those beautiful words and the ideas for the scenes themselves belong 100% entirely to the talented Sarah J. Maas.

Chapter 55 (Rhysand)

It was about half a millisecond before I grabbed the spoon and started eating. I would never look at soup in the same boring, bland way again.

Feyre was accepting the bond. She was choosing me.

But she hadn’t said anything and it took every ounce of power I possessed within my 500 year career to steady my hand as I lifted each spoonful to my mouth and watched her from across the table.

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This scene broke my heart

Rhys: You could, you know. If you needed to move on in a physical sense, I’m sure Cassian would be more than happy to oblige. Feyre: Then tell him to come to my room tonight. Rhys:

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😂😂😂

Just saw “Beauty and the Beast”, it’s really good!!! Though, they left out all the best parts (like the trials, uh, HELLO???) and I couldn’t find Cassian or Azriel anywhere!!! :(

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advice

Cassian: I want to take her out to dinner.

Cassian: But I also want her to be my dinner.

Rhys: So have dinner, and dessert afterwards.

Rhys: But the only dessert you'd have is your own ego on a platter because I assume you're talking about Nesta Archeron.

Cassian: I'll rile her up instead then.

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What if at some point in ACOWAR Rhys wants to sentence Tamlin to the prison really rashly which is in contrast to him saying before that he takes the decision very seriously as they will be locked up forever. But Feyre puts some reason into him and shows him that's it can't be that way?

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😂😂😂

A Court of Feels and Pain: The Presentation

How I spend my evenings being Productive. 

I own none of the images used. Nesta and Elain slides may come later. Until then, I apologise, and enjoy. 

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Feyre: Did you just fall?

Rhys: No, I attacked the floor.

Feyre: Backwards?

Rhys: What can I say? I'm talented.

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The Weaver's Song

“There were two sisters, they went playing, To see their father’s ships come sailing… And when they came unto the sea-brim The elder did push the younger in. Sometimes she sank, and sometimes she swam, ‘Til her corpse came to the milers dam. But what did he do with her breastbone? He made a viol to play on. What’d he do with her fingers so small? He made pegs to his viol withall. And what did he do with her nose-ridge? Unto his viol he made a bridge. What did he do with her veins so blue? He made strings to his viol thereto. What did he do with her eyes so bright? On his viol he set at first light. What did he do with her tongue so rough? ‘Twas the new till and it spoke enough. Then bespake the treble string, 'O yonder is my father the king. Then bespake the second string, 'O yonder sits my mother the queen. Then bespake the strings all three, 'Yonder is the sister that drowned me.”

thought I’d type this up :)

(from A Court of Mist and Fury)

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IF THIS ISN’T THE FANDOM VS. SARAH, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS. OHMYGOODNESS I CANNOT BREATHE.

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OMFG AHAHAhahaah. Guys this is not my post i dont take credit for it- i found it on pinterest and couldnt find the original post. If anyone can find it for me that would be awesome so i can give credit because this is fucking amazing.

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it makes me mad tbh that people are mad at lucien for what happened in acomaf like…. do you not understand… his past… his relationship with tamlin,,,, i jsuytssjnh fhnjdf 

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Watching Howls Moving Castle, minding my own business...

The phrase, “There you are, I’ve been looking for you.” Will forever fuck me up no matter what context it’s in.

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me: everything is okay *remembers that feyre is stuck in the spring court and aelin is imprisoned* me: hello darkness my old friend