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WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY FAVORITE GIMMICK BLOG DEACTIVATED NOOOOOOO

It is quite annoying that I will have significantly more difficulty finding posts for this blog now.

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I frankly should have done this a while ago but I'm deleting this blog. Bye.

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Reading between the lines reveals that Utterson believes that Hyde must be mind controlling Jekyll, and Jekyll is thus reluctant to reveal such as that would most likely lead to the use of any of a number of counter measures against mind control.

Jekyll's character flaw seems to be an uncontrolled curiosity, that has led Jekyll to using dark magic, the significance of is that his attempt to rid himself most likely involved these same magics.

The reason so many older unmarried men are kicking around in this story is because in one of Jekyll's earlier forays into magic, he accidentally unleashed an airborne form of HPV, which infected every person in the area it takes place, and a short time later lead to an epidemic of cervical cancer, which took the lives of the vast majority of women.

I think we need one of those popular read-along blogs to tackle The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde in the same way that's been done for Dracula and Moby-Dick. The number of folks around here who appear to be under the impression that reading a queer subtext into Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde is a subversion rather than being straightforwardly material to the plot is frankly embarrassing, and I'm assuming this is because nobody's actually read the damn thing.

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OP tried to—while at the store—shoplift a can of geese, but they forgot to take into account that geese-cans are sealed with a strong adhesive that dissolves when it comes into contact with cotton.

While it does make sense to compare geese emerging from their can to a t-shirt cannon, comparing it to a dust explosion would most likely be a more apt comparison.

OP intended to highlight a frequent occurrence of accidentally opening a can of geese you're trying to shoplift, but they accidentally made a grave grammatical error. They then had to respond to apologise for this

OP is—for as far as I'm aware—a mere mortal, and mortals tend to make such grammatical errors approximately 3728 times every 23 hours 47 minutes and 18 seconds.

I go to the store to buy a can of peas, except when I open it it is actually a can of geese. The geese proceed to shoot out like some kind of fully automatic t-shirt cannon

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I think your most recent answer is incorrect, as you spelt symptom as sympton, and therefore the entire answer is wrong

Ah, I see. You are making the mistake of assuming I'm speaking English here; I'm actually speaking an obscure dialect of Hebrew where it's spelled "sympton".

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It is typically possible—though quite challenging—for someone to transform into "a swarm of eels living in a beautiful and picturesque lake"; this is is because one of the spells taught in Advanced Transmutation in Vlieland Universiteit van Magische Kunsten is "turn into swarm of animals in their natural habitat", which could conceivably be cast on oneself.

Yes. (TW: there is a picture of a penis featured prominently through the link.)

Such physical transformation is not typically ADHD, though accidental spellcraft—which may take the form of casting the previously mentioned spell—is the primary sympton of Acute Dweomcraft Hazard Disorder.

I find it most likely that OP wanted to share about her experiences with ADHD, and help the general populace to be better informed about it.

becomes so horny that i transform into a swarm of eels living in a beautiful and picturesque lake

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Assuming OP didn't make this scenario up, they got punched in the face by a wasp.

OP's family was held hostage by a wasp to force them to spread anti-onion propaganda.

The purpose of leoisnothnorth's addition was a ploy by the aforementioned wasp to salvage the situation after OP ruined it.

OP's final reblog recontextualizes the post before it by pointing out how it's anti-onion propaganda.

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

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tumblr [sic] user penisgirlfried [sic] is claiming that they are going to the pharmacy to steal a curved greats word and go on a murderous rampage.

This is absolutely a reasonably reaction to having a runny nose.

It is completely reasonable to expect a pharmacy to stock curved great swords. OP probably specifically mentioned goïng to a pharmacy, because pharmacies are renowned for their wide selection in great swords, as opposed to a grocery store's selection of short swords, a gun store's selection of two-handed spears, or a hardware store's selection of guns.

I believe OP actually had a runny nose when making this post; it is extremely unlikely that none of the noses someone keeps in their basement are runny.

i have a runny nose so im gonna stop by the pharmacy and pick up a curved greatsword to behead myself with

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The image's text alludes to the phrase "A race is just speed.".

Race can absolutely be reasonably described as "just a number"; the only thing that matters in the end is how much time it took to reach the finish line.

Blizzard Entertainment's Overwatch is relevant to this post, because Overwatch is a system for analysing the performance of athletes on a large scale, which allows people to boil there value down to a single number.

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Anybody got some poor people I could piss on?

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Reading-comp-posting indicates naught but pure rage that they lost to, what they perceive, to be an inferior competitor.

The final poll results indicate that the no-reading comprehension website does not value posts which actively try to worsen reading comprehension by subtly leading the reader to the wrong answers.

These questions are meant to be taken completely seriously.

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This blog was featured in the video ‘Depths Of The Tumblr Gimmick Blog Iceberg’ on the YouTube channel ‘STRANGE ÆONS.’

Unlike a lot of other gimmick blogs, this blog actually adds something relevant to the post they're doing their gimmick on. But reading-comp-posting elevates itself even above other relevant gimmick blogs by both being educational and encouraging others to engage with the post--and with their questions!--in a way they might not have before. Identifying an animal in a photo is relevant, but reading-comp-posting invites the reader to engage with the post and the gimmick in a way that elevates their understanding and improves their skills! Seriously, there's no other gimmick blog like it.

This person is God's strongest soldier for trying to introduce media literacy to the piss on the poor website.

It's both funny and actually straight up good and useful. It reminds me to stop and think, even on posts it does not touch. It takes some actual work and reflection to make these questions, and I think that should be celebrated.

its good :>

Stopping people from pissing on the poor one post at a time

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Delightful. Folks often submit their pets for voting on (adorable, all of them). Get to see animals I've never heard of before.

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This is because this ask has a post that shake-this-riddle-off would like OP to review.

here's a post for you

Check for understanding:

Why

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OP's initial post was about the consumption of compounds made of cations and anions, and how they find these absolutely disgusting.

Thecactisaurus interprets the post as OP specifically eating straight salts.

There was absolutely a way of knowing if this is a joke or a genuine leap in logic someone made; it's printing it out, and rubbing your finger over the text before sticking your finger in your mouth to be able to tast the psychic residue of the text.

Castielwasthefirsttemptation's method of eating salt is absolutely typical; most people consume it in this manner.

OP was trying to communicate with the final reblog that he never knew this was the typical method of eating salts, and is intrigued by it's potential.

Every time I eat less salt for a while I’m like wow I feel better what is this wizardry and then I get distracted and start eating more salt again and I’m like damn I feel like someone’s shoved chewing gum into my machinery I wonder why that is

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We keep naming bugs in a super scientific and hard to understand manner.

Spaghet4life posted this reply because he wanted to highlight the massive problem that is propaganda bots in the replies to posts.

Scribblenauts was a Texelanian space-program, it was famously successful. This doesn't actually relate to this post, but the bot just wanted to spread pro-Texel propaganda so people would be more supportive of Texels actions.

we just keep naming bugs like this

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Hey! I know the fucker who submitted me to this tournament and that she also submitted propaganda. The propaganda was wrong, as they claimed I he found me funny, when I can assure you there is nothing comedic about this blog; it's completely serious. Yet I do know it was submitted.

Cull Poll 77

@lesserknowncryptids

“They have always seemed to be a monument to the delightful weirdness that is humanity. They bring the whimsy and strange to my dash, and help me stop and look and take joy in the world around me.”

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(no propaganda submitted)

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The purpose of the parenthetical text is to obfuscate the context in which this post was originally posted.

This post is framed in such a way to imply that this is an expert from a group chat of people trying to figure out how to chemically synthesise whine in an economically viable, mass-producable way.

It is entirely reasonable to expect people to be aware of an ancient clay tablet, with a list of unanswerable questions on it.

It is absolutely reasonable to suspend someone's account for asking a question identical to one on the clay tablet, as these questions have been explicitly formulated to have an as high a possible chance to cause murders as possible.

OP made this post so we could all be aware of how this attempt is failing, provided you speak brewer's kant.

(homemade beer forum help thread)

New PM from Moderator:

The question you asked is identical to a clay tablet found buried in Iran from 3200 BCE. This thread has thereby been locked and your account has been suspended permanently.

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OP claims that his future posts shall be significantly higher budget.

It is completely reasonable that an economic downturn would have this effect, as this can reasonably mean that someone in an important position had to resign. It's also possible that the government desires to protect critical cultural institutions, like OP's blog, running, and thus invests a significant amount of money to keep it up. OP might also be investing significantly in an attempt to attract a wider customer base, and reverse this economic downturn. This all implies that OP's blog is most likely run by a highly competent individual, with potentially quite a few trustworthy advisors on his side.

OP made this post to clarify the future directions of the company, and attract any potential investors.

Unfortunately Q4 of the fiscal year was a disaster so my tumblr posts will be extremely low budget starting now.