Your name is Jake English and things are finally starting to look up, one step at a time. Even if you have no clue what you're doing. M!A status: none but we should fix that
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As soon as his hands are on your shoulders, you're giving him a determined grin. God, it's been ages since you had a playful little skirmish, and you'd be lying if you weren't a tad bit more pumped than you normally are.
The power Dirk puts into tossing you around admittedly throws you off some, but you dig your heels back into the floor to keep yourself standing straight. You whip around, wasting no time in snaking your arm under his and hoping to wrestle him into a half nelson.
Aw, hell yes.
You close your laptop and stand up just in the nick of time. You charge at him, grappling his shoulders. Hopefully he hasn’t gone too soft. You’re both weaponless and haven’t had anything to truly fight in years.
This is just for fun, though.
Unless one of you goes overboard.
You turn and shove him into the room, putting some weight behind the throw.
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Well hello miss!
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Duckbill platypus feature
National Geographic | August 1939
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Youre ON!
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You grin to yourself as you bound on over to Dirk's room yet again. No way are you letting him bamboozle the fuck out of you this time. Although, you know he's not going to hold back practically at all, but then again, that's the thrill of it, isn't it? You make a face in thought as you stand outside of his door, debating whether or not to just barge in and start wrestling then and there, or--
Fuck it, you're barging in like all hell just broke loose. He'll find it endearing somehow.
That basically translates to get the fuck in here and wrestle me.
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Oh well thank you! You seem to be quite a cool dude yourself. Take care!
no worr1es, man… we all make m1stakes.
and 1’m not gonna l1e. between you and me, 1 don’t th1nk you or anyone could really do much to hurt meenah…
she’s a cool gal… but k1nd of scary when she sets herself to someth1ng…
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Gesundheit??
Oh my god…
Buggering fartknocker!
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My blog has turned into me and dirk sassing each other to smithereens.
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Buggering fartknocker!
Jake “The Master of” English. (via moons-etter)
In my defense he was asking for it.
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Oh my god...
Buggering fartknocker!
Fair enough.
It seems we have reached an impasse.
I’m going to stand by my previous point, however.
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Ill kick your buttocks that i will!!
Fair enough.
It seems we have reached an impasse.
I’m going to stand by my previous point, however.
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Yeah i kind of got that impression in all honesty. Shes one tough litte rascal ill give her that much.
no worr1es, man… we all make m1stakes.
and 1’m not gonna l1e. between you and me, 1 don’t th1nk you or anyone could really do much to hurt meenah…
she’s a cool gal… but k1nd of scary when she sets herself to someth1ng…
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Here’s a lil set of my beautiful scaleless texas rat snake HASHBROWN! He’s a total sweetheart and I love him so much!
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bbbangarang replied to your post: bbbangarang started following you Hello there...
no, 1 can’t say we have. but 1 th1nk 1 remember you from some story way back 1n the dream bubbles… someth1ng about tackl1ng meenah? sounded pretty crazy… but whatevs… 1’m ruf1oh… 1’m new 1n town… or planet, 1 guess…
Ah alright then!
Oh aha yeah that little mishap... well let bygones be bygones right? And im jake.
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