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It's Calanmai for those who might feel inclined to embrace the magic. 😉 Happy Fire Night! ❤️‍🔥

(I understand tomorrow is technically May 1st, but many religious holidays are observed beginning at Sundown the evening before, so *tonight* is when we must fuck like Prythian depends on it.) Go make love and magic like Beasts tonight, Friends!

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will you ever show us Sophia?

Solid no, my love. For her protection and out of respect for her father.

Yes, some people have gotten to see her and my face, but I do not post pictures of her on my actual socials. I won't here either.

I can tell you she's literally the cutest and has the best rolls, though!

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Sophia just rolled over by herself!

Aaaaah!

Back to writing while she plays

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If you receive this, you make somebody happy! Go on anon and send this to 10 of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. If you get one back, even better 💖💖💖

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I've had a few asks sent to me personally addressing a concern I also had as @achaotichuman , @hieragalbatorixdottir, and I were discussing @sjmvillainweek. Please know your concerns are valid, and we all thought of them!

1) I highly encourage you all to send any questions or concerns for us through there! Part of the excitement in getting to host this for one of us is getting to answer your asks after all three of us get to discuss a topic we are all very passionate about.

2) I wanted to share the rules with you all due to the asks and address the ones I received in one fell swoop. I want you all to specifically look at the 6th rule. We will be doing our best all week to protect you all from triggering and harmful content, but please keep in mind that we can not control what someone ultimately decides to post. The only actual control we have in this week will be our personal posts and what ends up actually getting reblogged.

I have no doubts there will be smut written for this week, and I personally am hoping for consenting, enthusiastic, and fun sexy time with some of the less celebrated characters of SJM's world. If you genuinely need help figuring out some smut ideas that will be a safe direction, my personal inbox is open (I'm saying mine because I am unsure how my new friends would feel about being messaged about it.) I have tons of ideas it'd be more than happy to give out 💕

SJM Villain Week Rules/FAQ

Welcome to SJM Villain Week taking place on the 1st - 7th of October to kick off the scariest month of the year.

In order to inspire creativity within the fandom, we are running a prompt submission form to collect your ideas for what the prompts should be for the event! Each day will have two prompts, as well as a free day on the seventh.

When the submission is opened, it will be linked here!

Click the read more to see the rules and FAQ for this event week!

To help this event run smoothly, here are the rules to follow-

This event is about the big bad guys of the SJM universe, but that does not mean that hate will be accepted. Remember to be kind and respectful to everyone joining in on this event. Any kind of hate mail sent will be deleted and the user will be blocked, no questions asked.

Projection of harmful stereotypes will not be welcome. Any kind of portrayal of the villains is welcome, as long as everything is kept respectful, and it is clear that certain kinds of behavior are not justified.

All relationships and interpretations of sexualities are welcome! So long as your villain of choice is at the forefront of your content. No shipbashing is welcome. You are also of course welcome to create general and non-ship content!

No A.I content is permitted and therefore will not be reblogged.

NSFW and mature content is allowed, so long as everything is appropriately tagged. That means on Tumblr, their guidelines for NSFW images are followed, and on AO3, or other posting platforms, the work is sufficiently tagged and rated according to that sites rules.

As we are dealing with the villains of the story, it needs to be clear, graphic depictions of SA will not be reblogged.

Whilst we all have different headcanons, and interpretations of characters, these are some characters that are not villains, and content centering around them will not be reblogged or otherwise featured during this event-

Tamlin

Eris Vanserra

Rhysand

Amren

Bone Carver, Weaver, Bryaxis

Cormac

FAQ-

How do I participate in this event?

Any kinds of participation are welcome! Whether that be headcanons, fanart, fanfiction, moodboards, playlists, edits, or anything else you come up with! Remember, any A.I content will not be reblogged.

Who is running this event?

This week-long event is being hosted by @hieragalbatorixdottir, @achaotichuman and @readychilledwine

What if I have a question about the event?

If you have any questions, please feel free to send an ask to the event account! We would love to hear all of your questions, headcanons, or any content you wish to share with us! If you want your ask to be answered privately please state that in the ask, otherwise all asks sent in will be published.

And please remember to not send any asks regarding the event account to our moderators. Please send them through the ask box of this account.

Do I have to stick to the prompts?

The prompts are there to help inspire creativity, that being said you do not have to stick to them. There will be two prompts for each day, you can use both, just one, or none at all! Whatever inspires you to create work! There will also be a free day where you can go utterly nuts and write whatever you want featuring our villains!

What can I do for SJM Villain Week if I am not a creator?

Any kind of interaction with the creators' making content is the best way to support them and encourage them leading up and during the event week! Consider liking, commenting and reblogging the content you see! This is the best way to let the creators know their content is appreciated.

Up to and during the event, we will be reblogging and sharing content made for our villains. If you have seen or have created works for our villains don't hesitate to share with us so we can reblog it!

Without further ado, welcome to SJM Villain Week, where lies, secrets and evil abounds. We’ll see you in October.

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liz can i have a mom hug. i need a good mom hug. also you’re amazing. 🫶🏼✨

🫂🫂🫂🫂

This is me, hugging you with all the best mom hugs and not letting go until you do.

I love you, and whatever is going on, you're going to get through it. You got this 💕

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If you receive this, you make somebody happy! Go on anon and send this to 10 of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. If you get one back, even better 💖💖💖

Come here so I can snuggle you!

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You know you're an Elucien when you're looking for a specific lucien series to add to your rec masterlist, and you accidentally type "Lucien Archeron"

Sigh. My bad.

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If you receive this, you make somebody happy! Go on anon and send this to 10 of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. If you get one back, even better 💖💖💖

How this feels on the inside 🥺🥺

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hi yes villains week? mother, what is coming for us?

Hi yes. You must mean @sjmvillainweek

It will depend. We will be opening our prompt submissions at some point, and once we have prompts set, I will plan from there:)

I obviously have stuff for villains planned out, if not drafted and waiting for final run-through, so some of it may be queued for October, so may get posted sooner.

I will make a masterlist once the 3 of us decide on final prompts, though, so you will all know as soon as all of that is finalized. 💕

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A week of wicked 💕💕

Villain Masterlist

For SJM Villain Week, running through 1st - 7th of October.

Throughout the entire Maasverse we come across a myriad of villains. From thieves and assassins, to kings, queens and tyrants. Each of them poses a brutal setback for the protagonist and effect the story in all their own ways.

We have compiled a list of the villains found throughout the Maasverse to make things easier to remember. If you can't see your villain on the list, do not hesitate to tell us and we will add them to the list.

A Court of Thorns and Roses

Amarantha

Attor

Brannagh & Dagdan

Bellius

Beron

Briallyn

Ianthe

Keir

King of Hybern

Koschei

Lanthys

Throne of Glass

Arobynn Hamel

Cain

Cairn

Clarisse

Erawan

Elide's Uncle

Blackbeak Matron

King of Adarlan

Maeve

Valgs, Ilkens

Crescent City

The Autumn King

Asteri

Harphy

Micah

Pollux

Sabine

The Stag King

Sandriel

Greatest Villain Of All Time

Paperwork (The most heinous of them all)

Soon our villains will be in the spotlight, we cannot wait to see what you all create. We'll see you in October.

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🫶If you receive this, you make somebody happy! Go on anon and send this to 10 of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. If you get one back, even better🫶

These anons feel like the best internet hugs

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Dancing with Eris Vanserra Headcanons?

Sway

Dancing with Eris Headcanons

Warnings - none.

A/N - I have a whole playlist for this subject. Writing Eris dancing is honestly becoming an obsession.

P.s. You'll get a detailed scene of that in Kissed by Fire.

Eris learned to dance from his mother. His father did not see if as a necessary skill, but Mama Vanserra saw it as a necessary outlet.

She has had him dancing since he could stand on her toes. She would count the little steps out to him while teaching him the story and meaning behind each dance.

It soon became an object of pride Beron used. Another way to brag about the son he was not actually proud of.

He would use Eris's skills to seduce females for information, or Mother forbid a father upset the High Lord and had a pretty daughter. Then it was a warning.

Until, you, that is.

Your father is one of Eris's spies, planted as an advisor to Beron. Once you were of age, Beron insisted on a large ball to honor you and present you as an eligible bachelorette to the Autumn Court.

Beron had Eris offer you a dance. It was the first time Beron forced him to dance with a female where it wasn't a warning or filled with ill intent.

Eris will never forget that night. Your hair had been curled and fell into loose waves, a braid wrapped the back of your hair with pieces pulled through. Your father and mother spared no expense to purchase diamonds to decorate your hair with.

He remembers the way you flushed when he offered you his hand. The way you quietly squeaked when his hand rested on your hip once you two were centered on the floor.

He remembers the feel of the rich red velvet dress and its full skirt. He remembers the whispers of scandal over the sweetheart necklace decored with diamonds and sheer nude sleeves that matched your skintone perfectly and matched as well. It was a nod to your mother's Night Court heritage while still accepting fashion standards from Autumn.

The first dance you two shared was a traditional waltz.

It would be the same dance you two would share for your first as husband and wife one year later.

Eris never had a dance partner like you. Someone who was as trained as he was, who loved to dance as much as he did.

Nesta had been fun to dance with, but she did not hold a candle to you.

You and Eris spend most of your time dancing. Sometimes, it's alone with instruments enchanted to play in the ballroom. Sometimes, it's to absolutely no music, your head on his chest. Your arms would rest up his strong back while one of his wrapped your waist and the other cradled your head.

The two of you are the opening dance for every Autumn ball, a tradition handed over by Beron to Eris to allow him to drink instead of perform his duties.

It allowed you two so much more freedom to decide the tone of the ball. It was a symbol of power Beron unknowingly and stupidly handed his son.

It also allowed you two to bring back a dance Beron had banned. The tango. He had deemed it too sexual, too scandalous.

The dance was too ingrained in Autumn culture to allow it to rest and be forgotten.

When Beron died under mysterious circumstances, dancing became more common in Autumn again.

In the streets, in the pubs, in The Forest House.

It became all too common to hear you and Eris laughing as he spun and dipped you.

His body was more relaxed now, allowing the movements to feel almost Godlike now.

When you two finally have a family, the made tradition continues.

From the moment your little daughter holds her head up well enough, Eris holds her close, letting her hold his finger in her little hand and swaying her.

Then Eris echos his own mother, having your sweet girl stand on his feet as he teaches her the steps.

Her first dance presented to the court was a magic moment for Eris.

She was in your dress. That beautiful red velvet dress. He looked at you during the dance, eyes lined with tears as you held your young son.

You would always be his favorite partner. His perfect match. But his daughter, your daughter, she would be close second.

It was a fairytale for him. It healed that last part of dancing that had been so tainted by Beron.

He had spent the rest of the night dancing with you, watching closely as male after male approaches your daughter

You trailed his eyes, seeing the lights dancing off your daughter's flaming red hair. "A beauty, is she not?"

"She is exquisite. My finest work." His lips twitched in pride. Eyes beginning to water again. "I do not plan on letting her go gently."

"Perhaps you will have a dance off with whomever she decides is worthy of her love."

Eris smirked at the idea, the bond now glowing as he dipped you and kissed your neck. "And now I know how we replace the blood duels. I would never lose."

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💖BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out 💝

Stop it, you're making me blush 🥺🥺

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USERNAME APPRECIATION POST, SEND IT TO PEOPLE WHOSE USERNAMES YOU THINK ARE COOL 💗🫶

Let me love you!

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✨️Another Liz Update✨️

I more than likely am going to be off tumblr a lot this weekend.

I live in the Midwest of the US, and I've been called into work to go handle helping with some post storm recovery efforts.

Stay safe, be kind, and whatever you believe in, send some of those vibes to the tornado valley/belt of the US.

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✨️Liz update✨️

My requests are super behind, so, for the time being, I am going to have them closed.

I want to get caught up on series updates and the 25+ requests I have drafted before taking more.

If you end up accidentally sending one, don't worry. I will *eventually* get to it