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impossible choice

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you know when you’re at the dentist/orthodontist and they give you that AirTube that just gets rid of all your spit and makes you feel like you met a wind god and deepthroated his tornado dick

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me internally: I’m not going to discourse. I’m not going to. I’m upset but i’m not gonna say anything about it. It’s gonna start a whole thing and i’m not gonna do it. I’ll just stay quiet and disagree with people in my own head and leave it alone. It’s gonna be fine

me externally: I just think it’s funny that

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listen beyblade was so Iconic for like, , , eleven year old me it was 100% over the top with cheesy themes and character tropes and every single one of the character designs was patently ridiculous and the plot was like,,,,,,, the most Typical Anime Plot Ever but i super want to rewatch it now

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a weapon to surpass metal gear

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are u a friends to lovers or enemies to lovers shipper? are you a slow burn or a fast paced shipper? are u a THEY-CAN-ONLY-BE-WITH-EACH-OTHER or a SHIP-THEM-WITH-ALL-THE-PEOPLE shipper?

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JUDAISM: or as i like to call it

The Jiscourse

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The Skywalker Men

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How about I seduce the goblin with my shaved 6-pack

-A werewolf named Chad

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artists either wear ugly ass comfort clothes or The Most Extra Shit i’ve never met an artist who just wears jeans and a nice shirt i’m convinced they don’t exist

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if there’s an after life i’ll be suicidal there too

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A cleric who is the Team Mom and only heals by kissing you on the forehead and buffs you by licking her thumb and rubbing away some schmutz on your face

someone’s like “you know that’s not actually required for your job” and she’s like “shhhhh my beautiful child, my healing my rules, I made you a potion, it’s chicken noodle mana” 

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Yall seein this shit ://

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we all just wanna be pretty gay boys in english boarding schools 

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every so often i think about that one godkin blog that just had in their about like ‘i’ll call you whatever i see fit’ and the entire thing was one giant power move tbh

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pst like this post and ill draw one of ur fuckin.... kintypes/ocs/anything i wanna do some Lowkey art