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how about a thing where when muse a was fourteen she had this huge thing for her neighbor, muse b, but he was always saying she was too young for him because of the three-year difference in their ages. fast forward to when muse a is 18/19 and muse b’s back home for a while and his parents are throwing him a party and they invite muse a and while muse b is talking to some of his friends he sees her from across the room and he’s like ‘holy fuck’ bc she’s not just the little girl who lives next door anymore and maybe she has a boyfriend and he’s so jealous and smitten over her just omigod.

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Someone please give me an after-prom au where everyone got hotel rooms and “oh hey.. Yeah. My date is currently hooking up with someone in our hotel room so here I am sitting on the ground in the hallway and wow you’re pretty/handsome.” And cute chats and laughs and “let’s go to that diner next door until three in the morning and fall asleep in the back of my car.”

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can someone please give me that super cliche ‘we’re friends but we slept together when we got super drunk once and you sorta told me you loved me but then you have a girlfriend so we have to act like nothing happened when all we really want to do is kiss and cuddle and fuck maybe’ plot pleaaaaseee im me if you wanna do this!

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ok but a plot where muse a is like a 24-year-old works at his dad’s repair shop while he’s going to school and his dad just came back from a call and he’s like ‘deal with the customer’ and muse a hears muse b, this spoiled little 18/19 who never wears the same designer clothes twice, calling out for someone, and so he calls her over to the office and she’s all complaining about her car and how she has to be at this dump but then she stops when she sees him bc she’s thinking ‘oh shit he’s cute’ and when he tries to shake her hand and she refuses to bc she doesn’t want to ruin her manicure and he thinks that’s funny, so he like offers to call her a cab or something, but she decides to stay because she honestly thinks he’s really cute even though he’s totally not even like the rich boys she’s used to dating and she’s like asking him all these questions while he’s fixing her car and like pls

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we broke up right before a giant road trip our friends planned and we don’t want to bail on everyone and ruin the trip so yay, looks like we get to spend a five hour drive and a weekend in a cottage together.

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the golden globes/awards season in general is making me want to do a celebrity plot with two high profile actors who do like, really ~serious~ films and attend all the award shows and are probably nominated for a shit ton of stuff too and they attend all of these galas and do a bunch of charity work and maybe their first film together has them spending tons of time with each other on and off sceeen (promoting the film, running lines together, etc) and eventually they develop feelings for each other and maybe there could be more to it but we can figure it out as we go???? like this if you’re interested

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Muse A is daddy’s little good girl. Studies extra hard, rarely leaves the house and goes to church every Sunday just like he wants. Her father, a cop, arrests Muse B for vandalism. The next day Muse A’s father is letting Muse B out of jail when she comes for a visit. Muse B instantly starts hitting on her and making sexual advances. She immediately gets turned on by this bad boy and starts falling for him. He shows her the wild side, with sex in the car and in the bathroom at parties. And she enjoys this, she enjoys going behind her father’s back and seeing this other side of the world.

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muse a is on house arrest and muse b has to keep an eye on muse a, but muse a is teasing little shit and does things like walking around in her underwear and stuff so muse b can get pissed off and he ends up “punishing” muse a probably with handcuffs and they hookup/rough sex and shit. in the end they both like it (too much) and muse b has to go because his shift is over but muse a asks muse b to stay the night while muse b is buttoning his uniform shirt on her and they have fluff and smut when muse a comes back with his change of clothes and dinner. 

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okay, okay… i needed to write this up.

give me a slight age gap plot where this girl has had a crush on her older brother’s best friend for years but she goes off to college and doesn’t do anything about it because she assumes he’ll never see her that way. flash forward about 4 years and the girl has graduated from college and at her graduation party, the brother’s friend sees her for the first time in years and is like “holy shit wow she grew up”.

AND THE BEST PART; as a graduation present, the girl’s parents rent a house in the hamptons (or wherever really, just so long as there’s a beach) for her and her friends to stay at for a few weeks and her brother goes along as a chaperon. the kicker; he’s invited his best friend along and wHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN

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neighbors muse a & b are always at war over the washer and dryer in their condos and muse b accidentally takes muse a’s bra in his clothes. he and his gf were already having problems and she wouldn’t leave and used him for his place and money. the gf found muse a’s bra and asks who’s bra it is. there’s a knock on the door and muse a is all ‘you have my bra. can i have it back? i know that you have it.. bc i accidentally ended up with your underwear too’ 

bonus: muse a and the (ex)gf are enemies for whatever reason and muse a actually has a secret crush on b but whatever

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this has probably been done before but how about a plot where a fan meets a celeb and they take a selfie together. he posts it on instagram and realizes he doesn’t have her sn so he sets the description as ‘ft this pretty face’ and her friends freak out when they see the photo. mind you, she doesn’t have insta so her friends make her make an acc. she does and her friends tag her and he follows her.

they don’t communicate for a long while and then suddenly one day he’s got a free day and he’s going through his feed and he sees a photo of her. he likes it and she believes it was a mistake until he comments on the photo and they finally start to DM but.. he’s in a relationship with another celeb and she tells him that she’s not going to pursue any feelings because he’s taken and he’s all, ‘so you have feelings for me too? ;)’ and the angst and confusion and sneaking around dates once he tells her the relationship with his gf is for pr only.

(this can be used for m/m and f/f as well. knock yourself out with a poly if you wanna too)

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military plot things pls

“we met right before i was supposed to be deployed and decided to get married so that we could stay together and you could live on base and such” (I’VE HAD THIS ONE BEFORE PLEASE GIVE IT TO ME OH MY GOD) 

“we’re both deployed in the same place and keep getting stuck in the same caravan together and now we’re both POWs.” 

anything with long distance relationships and military angst

“i just got home from deployment and you’re a nurse/therapist i’m supposed to see but man you’re cute” 

literally if you give me an army nurse to nurture him back to health i might die ?? 

military buddies bonding and being great together and supportive and wonderful 

ptsd issues/survivor guilt/flashbacks

adjusting to civilian life and struggling 

honorable discharges… or dishonorable discharges. 

soldier/ civilian where they’re stationed romance

like seriously if you have a military plot you’ve wanted to do just throw it at me and i’m probably going to say yes?? 

we can have heart wrenching reunions and possibly involve children and make it so angsty and beautiful and just ??? 

please ????????

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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

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Join us in our very FOOLish Fans’ Choice Awards: Drag Queen Edition! 

Not pictured here: legs for days. She’s not here to make friends, she’s here to win! Does Indigo Sprinkles have your vote?

Reblog to vote, ladies!

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US AGAINST THE WORLD: plot bunny masterlist #001

ZOMBIES !!: muse a & muse b met during the worst circumstances, in an abandoned building, fighting over a stash of supplies. here they are, after a war ravaged country left a plethora of zombies in its wake, they lock eyes of a box of spam. who woulda thought? they tag team and take on zombies together and find a way to survive and perhaps fall in love at the same time. lots of blood & near death experience !!

look who’s coming to dinner..: muse a’s sibling is engaged and their parents couldn’t be more thrilled. muse a, who has always lived in their sibling’s shadow, is less impressed. however, when muse a’s sibling shows up to the engagement party with muse b on their arm, muse a’s super hot TA from the lecture they attended last semester. oh yes, it was mutual, and you bet there’s still sexual tension.

diamonds are forever: muse a is a thief, mastering in art theft and jewel theft. muse b is the special agent assigned to quietly apprehend muse a. however, muse b does not intend on falling head over heels for the elusive criminal. the two meet in a series of settings over time ( perhaps a train in europe’s countryside, or a karaoke bar in downtown tokyo ) & eventually plot to run away together.

who said i was an angel?: muse a is a demon, trapped on earth in the body of an unsuspecting human. enter muse b, an almost angelic human being who could be seen as corruptible. however, the more time they spend together, the more muse a’s demonic side breaks down. all this faking of good actions may be making muse a a good person !

rightful heir: muse a’s step mother’s side of the family is desperate to take over the throne. so desperate that they send her cousin, muse b, to be their eyes and ears. muse a, next in line for the crown, is appalled and despises muse b with everything in them. muse b, could care less about the crown, but boy oh boy is it fun to watch muse a squirm. all this bickering leads to passionate kisses and secret meet ups. (although muse a will still tell muse b that they still hate them) things take a turn for the worst when muse a’s father dies under “mysterious causes”. was it the work of muse b?

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it’s that time again where I ask for anyone looking for a literate, third person, m/m or f/f or m/f rp to like this & i’ll message you! i roleplay over kik or discord.