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writing tip #3734:
the best time to write was twenty minutes ago. you just missed it
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Tumblr is doing one of those things, if you have friends on bluesky, mastodon/fediverse, WORRY NOT! wafrn also connects with those places!
Wafrn is a website inspired by tumblr, but instead of banning trans people and being a for profit social media, its made by a small group of devs.
How do we plan to host everyone without money? THATS THE NEAT PART, WE DONT! If you know computers, you can host your own wafrn for you, your friends, or anyone and connect with everyone too!
(this last part is a bit more hard and requires us fixing our documentation, this is an opensource project please help us.)
Some cool features: Optional integration with bluesky, integration with mastodon.
Go nuts, show nuts! Our name means "We Allow Female Representing Nipples", and as long as you mark your NSFW content all will be fine!
No algorithm to punish you!
Custom CSS themes, and a few predefined themes too!
EmojiReacts, more than just a regular like!
(These custom emojis can also go in your name!)
JANK. A LOT. AND YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT
Join wafrn now
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the midwest is so beautiful this time of year…….reblog 2 support our farmers
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in america it's illegal to open your windows in order to ventilate your house, because that's considered pirating air conditioning.

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had a dream i lost a silver necklace and i get a text from this guy asking if its valuable and I reply no, just sentimental, and he replies back to me with a video of him giving the necklace to a large scarab who immediately buried it in the desert
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gimmick accounts are fun until they start piping up under my posts. you think you can write a punchline better than mine with your bag full of a singular trick? and then have your little goons reblog it so the majority of the instances of its existence are only as an accessory to your peanut-gallery-tier commentary, defiling my post for your own ejaculatory conquest? i oughta gut you.
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I'm a simple bitch. i believe the purpose of government should be to improve the lives of its citizens and protect its most vulnerable members. unfortunately i live in a day and age where this gets me labeled an enemy of the state
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they're putting ads in elevators now. save us graffiti vandals save us
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Car Trunk vs Car Boot: A clear win for US English, trunk was already a thing in which you stored items, frequently for transport.
Crisps vs Chips: I gotta admit, the Brits have this one. They're thin slices of potato that have been made crispy. No chipping of any materials involved.
Car Park vs Parking Lot: Equally matched. What's a car park? A place to park cars. What's a parking lot? An otherwise empty lot where you can park.
Elevator vs Lift: Both equally fail to address that the damn thing also goes down.
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A single chari xcx album would vaporise a victorian child.
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Oh wow there's a positive post that's trying to make people feel better i can't wait for the 10 reblogs below it trying to guilt me into rebloging it
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