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can you summon rishi sunak so that i can stab him with my knives?

-@guywholivesinyourwalls-offical

Sure!!!

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Ah, true

Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! Who or what are the Vikings?

Rightful rulers of England

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What?????

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Agreed

Chicken biscuits

Oh

Oh god no

Oh god

Oh dear

What is that?

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Based on Toby's recent tweet and a really peculiar little comic strip I keep seeing on pinterest.

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I honestly didn't think I'd be so invested in these two, but here we are.

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So you know how Kris pointedly reminds Susie on their own that there's a chance that the code can be found at Noelle's house and high-fives Susie when she gets an invite

but then tries to stop her from actually getting the code?

Maybe they were just trying to make sure Susie went there so she could get that date lmao

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I love that one of the instances of Kris's tonal noncompliance is their appalled reaction to the idea they'd keep Susie out of trouble

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ur trauma didn’t make you funny and while we’re on the topic ur music taste is unlistenable etc

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is high jump kicking peoples dogs punk

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Cleo's assessment of them all being competent individually but incompetent when they're together is both hilarious and true

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(copying her friend's phrases 'cause he's a cool cat)

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She studied the blade.

I can't get over the fact she's bringing a katana to work, absolute power move.

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* you couldn't find

your hand