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This comic makes me so stupid emotional. She might have never known.
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tried to go to sleep after a long day, but as soon as I closed my eyes, I imagined a great white pelican in the room with me, opening its wings with such vivid detail that I jolted awake on pure animal reflex to try and stop it from wrecking everything. accosted by the demon pelican.
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creature in fiction: *is portrayed as bad and mean*
8 year old me: but what if there was a good and nice one :0
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i love this website i just feel at home here you know
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I ramble about this every now and again, but you basically have to take your hands off the realism complaint button whenever a magical sword has either multiple blades or a forked/branching blade of some kind, because if you're to name one genuine constant in how real world cultures tend to identify magical/holy weapons, you can almost always find a description that boils down to "it had more blades than it needed"
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accidentally took the funniest screenshot 💀
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hands you a flashbang with the pin removed. hold this for me, okay?
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"What made you follow your mutual" I don't know. I don't remember anything. In my mind we were mutuals at birth. Since the dawn of time. The start of the earth's spin
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people love to complain about sex scenes in tv shows and violence in movies when the real danger is scenes that make you feel second hand embarrassment.
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oxidized copper is such a beautiful color palette. The rich reds with the cool teals. Such a vibrant combo. No one is doing it like her.
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hang on just found out about american mahjong what the fuck
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