real-mr-meat
real-mr-meat
Banned From Royal Farms For Chicken Crimes
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real-mr-meat · 60 minutes ago
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starting a collection #blackmold
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real-mr-meat · 1 hour ago
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Ofc there’s no hell is real billboards in your state you live there 😭😭
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happy easter from the united states :)
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real-mr-meat · 1 hour ago
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Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it
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real-mr-meat · 13 hours ago
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real-mr-meat · 13 hours ago
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Bro I love living in 2025 its like Ohh man why did I spend 200 dollars more than usual last month then you check the news and its like Trump Set To Ban Cookies & Milk
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real-mr-meat · 13 hours ago
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real-mr-meat · 13 hours ago
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does anyone have that one tweet thats like everyone wants an older trans girlfriend but no one wants to deal with how they talk and then a girl quote tweets it demonstrating exactly what OP means
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real-mr-meat · 13 hours ago
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”you’re in a room with three men but you feel totally safe; who are they?”
I hate this question. They’re my homies, probably, the fuck? Why are you people saying the marauders and the guys from Supernatural?
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real-mr-meat · 18 hours ago
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real-mr-meat · 19 hours ago
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that one greentext about the poster's grandpa independently reinventing internet trolling and calling it "yanking their chain" is gerson
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real-mr-meat · 20 hours ago
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real-mr-meat · 21 hours ago
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Give me a V!
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real-mr-meat · 21 hours ago
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it's so foggy out on the road i can't make out (makeout?! 😳😏😳🥺⁉️❤️❣️?💗💓💕💞💖💛💚💖💛💝💋?) a thing 10 feet infront of me
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real-mr-meat · 21 hours ago
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if you tell someone to do a marge simpson voice they always start with saying "homer" ans if you tell someone to do a lois griffin voice they always start with "petah". which is the name of their husbands instead of their own.....
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real-mr-meat · 21 hours ago
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the cucks have unionized
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real-mr-meat · 21 hours ago
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"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏
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