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It’s done!

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you guys can stop making all your king dice humanizations white now! thanks.

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dogs are OVER

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“You’re 18?? You look 12” FIRST OF ALL when I’m 40 looking like I’m 25 and you’re 40 looking like you’re 60 don’t EVEN come crying to me

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Here’s my pumpkins this year.

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the little boy who created the Flaming Raging Poisoning Sword of Doom was at the live show tonight, and when the McElroys asked where he was, they couldn’t see him, so his dad lifted him up Circle of Life-style and people shone their phone flashlights and SURPRISE, HE WAS THE TINIEST CUTEST ANGUS MCDONALD

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Tell my angry gay dads i love them

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punk isn’t just skinny. punk isn’t just perfect mohawks or aesthetically pleasing jackets. punk isn’t only listening to dead kennedys or black flag. punk is being an individual, having no respect for our fascist authority, sticking up for the little guy even if you are the little guy. punk isn’t just a look or a music scene.

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My mom said that today in church her pastor said in the sermon that Jesus told us to help the poor, and taking money away from public schools to give to charter schools only widens the gap between the rich and the poor.  She then added that Jesus spoke against adultery and lust and would not have approved of bragging about sexually assaulting women.  According to my mom, people got up and walked out.

The pastor also started the sermon by noting that she’d heard of another minister who read the entirety of the Sermon on the Mount at the pulpit, to be told by the so-called Christian parishioners after the service that it was offensive and they didn’t agree.

The Sermon on the Mount is straight up the words of Jesus.

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My mom once told me she knew she wanted to marry my dad because he was good with kids. She told me the way men treat children is usually a reflection of their character and I think that’s true

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cringe culture is just adult neurotypicals perpetuating the same bullying they did to classmates in school, except now they get millions of views for it

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Year of the Dog is a semi-autobiographical game: The setting, locations, events and gameplay are directly or loosely based on places and experiences from my actual life with my actual Shiba. So when my dog started doing this goddam ridiculous thing where he just lies down on the ground during walks, I knew it had to go in. Now you all will be able to experience the same frustration that I do!

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reblog if you think non-native people who make spirit animal jokes are shitty

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Youtube has a fundamental misunderstanding of who its primary audience is.

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cats are squishy cartoon friends that live in your house with you and do rad stunts. if they like you they vibrate at you very loudly. this is somehow a real animal