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There's something so funny about me bitching about not being able to kayak for 2 years and showing up today with the plan to kayak only to end up moving 60 pound bricks for hours in 85° direct sun.

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been playing red dead muchly as of late & growing fond of horses so a little study to practice...

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Shout out to characters who want to be used. Shout out to characters who are so desperate to be worth something that they'll endure anything. Shout out to characters who build their entire self worth around being useful, being a tool. Shout out to characters who don't care how they are treated, as long as someone pays them any attention at all

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I saw a narrowboat called Baba Yaga the other day and was Inspired.

Certainly cuts down on time spent going through locks! Just climb out of the water and walk around.

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Princess finds a bedraggled knight wandering just outside the castle walls with no heraldry and a wilted plume (a common sign of emotional neglect in knights) and begs the queen to let her keep him. The queen warns about the dangers of adopting wild knight errants but the princess promises to take good care of him and make sure to keep him away from their domesticated knights until he’s properly adjusted. Queen finally relents once she sees his rusted kit, broken sword, and the saddest brown eyes known to man. Princess claps her hands excitedly and drags him off to the apothecary to make sure he doesn’t have worms.

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Sometimes journalists can be ok

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did some math based on adventurer's bible stuff about average sizes of tallmen & half-foots & the canon heights of the characters and. chilchuck is the half-foot equivalent of 6'5

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love books. because it’s like what if something happened

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I saw this post on tiktok and as soon as I opened the comments I started sobbing

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job interviews should have aftercare

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Congratulations! You get to sprout a pair of wings of choice on your back!

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drinking water is awesome i love #mywater