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Thinking about him

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you cannot tell me he wasn’t this 🤏 close to launching up to 🤚🫳🫴🖐️ 🤲 and see for himself

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can we talk about this again

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Starting a conspiracy that the missing card is them kissing and no one has found it yet because they're not putting it out until after October 19.

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Do Dan and Phil know that they make shorts that aren't athletic.

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The howlter brothers :]

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happy TENTH (!!) birthday to our fav mpreg mixology-loving scientist dad dil howlter

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can we pour one out for him he's been through so much

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Who remembers this conversation from the stereo shows?

Because like:

Living his truth for real. I hope he gets more long socks and the cosy, barely covering his butt, sweater of his dreams to wear around the phouse and tour bus this winter 😌

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What is the sex tape?

it's in dan and phil's christmas adventure, one of the things you can get is a 'copy of me and phil's sex tape'

and phil's dad got it because of course he did!

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tudor princess gentle princess people’s princess

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Daniel Howell and Amazingphil instagram post - 23/09/24

(both videos are edited together cos tumblr only lets one per post)

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The looks

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exactly like do dan and phil's parents see these posts? are they like oh let's see what my son on tour posted on instagram!! and they proceed to be violated by the image of dan bending over waiting for phil's long schlong

i'm dying

and you know phil's dad has been through enough with these two

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cannot believe they skipped the fandometrics this week of all weeks 😭 like damn we got disqualified from the rpf wars for getting help from our rp

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dan and phil actually only have weird freaky psychic alien mind sex from opposite corners of the phouse because that’s how strictly platonic best buddies have sex with each other

my source? i am monty the mouse 🐁

omg monty hi i’m such a big fan

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the skinny jean comment really hits different when you remember those freaks used to wear their jeans lounging in the house