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More official shots of Rohan’s Grandista figure. By Banpresto. 27cm tall, December 2019 release.

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IN MORIOCHO!

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JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure starters

- suggested by Anonymous

“I’m willing to see our transactions through, are you, [sir]?”

“I’m fighting to protect my family from those that wish it harm, I doubt very much that your resolve is equal to mine”

“Perhaps… Perhaps the time [he] foretold has come. If this is my destiny, I accept it”

“Walking on water when you obviously lack proper training is quite an accomplishment”

“You truly are the lowest scum in history”

“Good grief, don’t underestimate me just because I’m a kid”

“I feel bad, kicking a guy when he’s down, but… Nah, I don´t feel bad about this at all. My friends and a lot of bystanders are dead because of you”

“Impossible? We did a lot of impossible things on this journey. I’m tired of hearing that things are impossible or useless. Those words mean nothing to us”

“Shoot me if you want to! But you better be prepared to face the consequences”

“The last thing I need right now is listening to trash like you, let alone being touched by you”

“You’re god damn right! Everything worked out according to the plan… From the very beginning!”

“I shall give you a chance. Go down two steps and I’ll let you join my side again. But if you rather die, then climb those stairs”

“Are you really trying to shoot me? I like you”

“You can’t pay back what you owe with money”

“What are you doing!? Unforgivable!”

“I..I can’t lay a finger on [him]”

“I’m back from hell, [name]!”

“Do you remember how many breads you’ve eaten in your life?”

“Your upbringing made you a villain, you say? It didn’t! You’ve been evil since your birth!“

“I reject my humanity, [name]!”

“I’m curious. Why would you do that? What was the purpose behind it?”

“You picked the wrong man to mess with, pig!”

“What did you say? Depending on your answer, I may have to kick your ass!”

“Shut the hell up! You’re so damn annoying, you bitch!”

“Well, you’re about to fall down to hell, sobbing the whole way down”

“Good grief. I can’ let a kid who likes dogs… get killed!”

“W-who the hell are you!? Do you think you’re going to get a away with this?!”

“What the hell did you just say about my hair?!”

“Nice watch. I’m going to break it so you can never tell time again. Your face, that is”

“When I have to repeat something that only needs to be said once… It means that the listener is unintelligent. I’ve told you that I don’t have money, because I’ve already paid. Please, don’t make me repeat myself a third time”

“You should have realized it, right? When you try to kill others, you may end up being killed yourself”

“You said one can kill if [he] is humiliated? You’re right. It’s important indeed. You’ve insulted the life of the old man who had nothing to do with you at all!”

“If you don’t start talking, the torture will keep on escalating! You’ve seen the culprit… did they tell you to stay quiet?”

“Only the results! This world only remembers the results!”

“You bastard! Are you making fun of me?!”

“I’ve always… cherished you”

“Didn’t you once say that everything should have a name?”

“Trying to use the same move on me twice is a big mistake!”

“You’re just as good at coming up with bullshit as I am!”

“Dare you defeat me with such lackluster legerity?!”

“Just a little bit… one sip couldn’t hurt.”

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various starters

❛  you’re a weapon and weapons don’t weep.  ❜

❛  hurt me once, I’ll kill you twice.  ❜

❛  never trust a survivor until you learn what they did to stay alive.  ❜

❛  death is the only god that comes when you call.  ❜

❛  I am teeth. I am royal. you are nothing to me.  ❜

❛  the sun will rise and we will try again.  ❜

❛  we’re just kids. we aren’t supposed to be heroes.  ❜

❛  I like my women like I like my Absinthe: bitter and intoxicating.  ❜

❛  what doesn’t kill me better run.  ❜

❛  she wasn’t looking for a knight. she was looking for a sword.  ❜

❛  don’t dehumanize bad people, because it’s their humanity which makes what they’ve done so terrifying.  ❜

❛  she isn’t just pretty. she is otherworldly and vaguely threatening.  ❜

❛  magic is not good or evil. is a knife evil? only if the wielder is.  ❜

❛  I don’t want your crown. see, I’ve come to burn your kingdom down.  ❜

❛  they broke my wings. they forgot I have claws.  ❜

❛  all that blood was never beautiful, it was just red.  ❜

❛  what do you do when there’s no hero in the story? simple. you kill the monster and crown yourself.  ❜

❛  how terrible it is, to love something that death can touch.  ❜

❛  you may not be interested in war, but it is interested in you.  ❜

❛  I feel divinity in my bones like aching. like fire.  ❜

❛  you make me feel and I don’t like it. I want it to stop. now.  ❜

❛  you are losing my interest and that is very dangerous.  ❜

❛  she will burn your kingdoms down, herself with it, if it means your ruin.  ❜

❛  it’s okay to be scared. it means your about to do something brave.  ❜

❛  she looks like divine absolution.  ❜

❛  I will not be another flower, picked for my beauty and left to die. I will be wild, difficult to find and impossible to forget.  ❜

❛  be careful with words. they can be forgive, but never forgotten.  ❜

❛  you not wanting me was the beginning of me wanting myself.  ❜

❛  I’m tired of fighting. for once, I want to be fought for.  ❜

❛  never run back to what broke you.  ❜

❛  I was quite, but not blind.  ❜

❛  your gut knows what’s up. trust that bitch.  ❜

❛  we all eat lies when our hearts are hungry.  ❜

❛  do not judge my story by the chapter you walked in on.  ❜

❛  I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, wishing it was a donut.  ❜

❛  you can miss something but not want it back.  ❜

❛  you can’t save people, you can only love them.  ❜

❛  I came, I saw, I made it awkward.  ❜

❛  we buy shite we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like.  ❜

❛  you’re always one decision away from a different life.  ❜

❛  my brain has too many tabs open.  ❜

❛  I’m not saying I hate you, just that you’re like the Monday of people.  ❜

❛  there’s no ‘we’ in fries.  ❜

❛  apology accepted, trust denied.  ❜

❛  death and I have been scandalously intimate for some time now.  ❜

❛  life happens. coffee helps.  ❜

❛  I am mine before I am ever anyone else’s.  ❜

❛  I rely a bit too heavily on alcohol and irony.  ❜

❛  very early in my life it was already too late.  ❜

❛  is that a threat or are you flirting with me.  ❜

❛  was the use of force necessary in completing your objectives?  ❜

❛  I’ll let you drag me to hell if it means you’ll hold my hand.  ❜

❛  I do bad things, and I do them very well.  ❜

❛  you drink too much, you cuss too much and you have questionable morals. you’re everything I ever wanted.  ❜

❛  they will kill you, but first they will have to catch you.  ❜

❛  drugs might kill you but they’ll never break your heart.  ❜

❛  good girls are just bad girls that haven’t been caught.  ❜

❛  a pretty face doesn’t guarantee a pretty heart.  ❜

❛  no airbag, we die like men.  ❜

❛  true evil is, above all, seductive.  ❜

❛  it takes more courage to suffer than to die.  ❜

❛  you must be lucky to avoid the wolf every time. but the wolf? he only needs enough luck to catch you once.  ❜

❛  justice is vengeance in prettier packaging.  ❜

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I still love how Rohan had Sailor Moon figures until he had to sell them.

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🌸

A FLOWER. 

❝  — mr. joestar? what’s this for? ❞ he asked, as a flower was tucked behind his ear. thanks to the ( obnoxious ) thickness of his hairband, it had no issue staying in his short kept hair. && even if he was surprised by the gesture, he’d do nothing to remove it; it was pretty and rohan had an eye for pretty things. a childish gesture, maybe, but he didn’t think strangely of the other for pulling such a stunt. no matter how tall ( or strong ) he may be, the older man was always a child at heart.

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Send 🌸 to put a flower crown on my muse!

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i lowkey have a feel for this blog again whats up

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shut up kishibe rohan

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The Amazing World of Gumball sentence starters

“I think cheese is better than cake, because you can have cheesecake, but you can’t have cakecheese!” “79% of stair accidents happen on the stairs.” “Aww, nobody cares about the summer of ‘83!” “It’s better to have loved, and watched that love burn before your very eyes, than to have never loved at all.” “My whole life is flashing before my eyes and it’s boring!” “I love you! …Ugh! What did I say that for?!” “Stop throwing stuff at me! I’m innocent!” “I am a predator, hear me roar!” “Ah it’s great, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT THIS IS TURNING OUT TO BE THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!” “We should enjoy every moment of our life, ‘cause it can be very long or very short.” “Hmm, I guess I’m just good at being happy.” “Don’t worry. You’ll do better next time…after a couple of years of intense training.” “Uh yeah you’re a full grown man screaming at us and if you continue I’m gonna call the police.” “My brain is amazing, when I find something boring it actually prevents me from hearing it.” “I don’t know. I never burned a car before.” “What’s wrong with the internet, man? This video goes on for at least 20 minutes!” “I’ll be honest with ya, I broke 5 ribs, but it was all worth it, just to see your faces!” “Sorry, I’ve got a medical condition, called laziness.” “It’s because of you I’m mortal!”

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"Huh, celebrity marriages. They never last, do they?"

SHREK STARTERS.

❝ marriages based on status are usually nothing more than a business contract anyways. ❞ , he’d guessed. ❝ once the money is all gone, what’s there to hold them together? divorces can be carried through at the drop of a dime anymore – and no shame comes along with them either. once things like that are normalized they become less disagreeable to the public’s eye. ❞

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me : uses my rohan/gio

everyone :

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"I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt, too. Those stairs won't know which way they're going... take drastic steps, kick it to the curb. Don't mess with me. I'm the Stair Master. I've mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here, right now, I'd step all over it..."

SHREK STARTERS.

he knew that anyone friends with josuke was weird. but this girl was WEIRD – obsessively so. ❝ what are you going on about? ❞, he would ask, his tone sounding hesitant; not entirely sure of whether he wanted to hear the woman’s answer.