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Honestly, I love the idea of a vampire who only drinks blood taken from blood banks and hospitals, because it so beautifully encompasses someone who's more concerned with the vibes of something than the actual impact of it.
Drinking from someone on the street, barring some other condition they may have, isn't likely to kill them unless you gorge yourself. Taking blood packs? There's always a shortage of blood, and having even less of it runs the very real risk of getting someone killed in a way that is wholly out of your control once you've sipped on that blood. Someone you can't assure the innocence or guilt of, if you're the type of person who cares about that.
Despite that, in popular stuff, I often see discussions of drinking from a blood bank being somehow better or preferable, and yeah. No. The only thing it does is make you feel better while doing more harm, because of that degree of removal. You're effectively drinking blood from someone on the cusp of hypovolemic shock, but since it's not straight from the tap, some people seem to think it's better.
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nice things will happen but first you have to lose all hope and die 45 times
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*monika voice* Babe. did you just pop your collar, unbutton your shirt a bit. and put in fake vampire teeth. is that your costume
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people like to bring up things like "all your loved ones would die before you" as a concern re: immortality. But the real danger for me would be that i'd literally never get anything done again. I'd adopt the elvish lifestyle immediately. Not doing anything in a week that could be done in a century. Not getting anything done in a century that can be done in 10 centuries. Spending the next 100 years reading 1 book very slowly because i have infinite time and don't care.
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nothing more humiliating than misusing a word because i was remembering its etymological origin and not its contemporary meaning. like damn i guess this would've been really useful 700 years ago.
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Good morning to doomed people only
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youve died a thousand times before who caaares just climb out of this grave again & again &agaian & agaian & again & again & aga
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youve died a thousand times before who caaares just climb out of this grave again & again &agaian & agaian & again & again & aga
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I remembered why I repeated time and suffered over and over again: my feelings for Madoka. They run so deep that even pain has become precious to me. And as for my Soul Gem? A curse isn鈥檛 what鈥檚 tainted it.聽
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You are stuck in a time loop, but you have no intention of ever breaking out of it. After literally millions of resets a new person appears in the loop and asks you why you are still in the loop.
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computer open the divorce folder
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homura
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Missing link
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died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it
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youve died a thousand times before who caaares just climb out of this grave again & again &agaian & agaian & again & again & aga
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if you were trapped in a time loop how many repetitions do you think it would take for you to willingly kill another person, knowing there would be no consequences
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