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he's so me coded

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Yes, this was my kind of girl, all right—innocent, good-hearted, zaftig, unsophisticated and unfucked-up. Of course! I don’t want movie stars and mannequins and whores, or any combination thereof. I don’t want a sexual extravaganza for a life, or a continuation of this masochistic extravaganza I’ve been living, either. No, I want simplicity, I want health, I want her!

Philip Roth - 'Portnoy’s Complaint'

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portnoys complaint was so good despite the fact that Alexander was sex pest I still wanted him #ilovelawyers

just realising Philip Roth may have invented the "good Jewish boy attains biblical knowledge of fruit" trope. truly Alex Portnoy walked so Jason Biggs and Timothée Chalamet could run.

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i’m not written by a woman nor am i written by a man. i’m written specifically by j.d salinger and no one else.

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first post on tumblr waow… heres something I drew after i got inspired by a pic off pinterest. anyway i love holden he's so relatable

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does anyone else feel like they need to call someone but they never know who to call or is it just me and that dude from catcher in the rye

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It’s sad how much of what is taught in school is useless to over 99% of the population.

There are literally math concepts taught in high school and middle school that are only used in extremely specialized fields or that are even so outdated they aren’t used anymore!

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so cute

hi

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everyone feels like they’re the belle of the ball, the beautiful girl, the swan amongst ducks, the dramatic movie star, the misfit.

girl. you (and i) are most likely a variant of george costanza or jay cartwright.

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modern au lucy showing schroeder posts like this so he lets her have the aux cord

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my schroeder/lucy headcanons

Lucy is french on her mothers side - she came to the states after ww2. she’s jewish on her mothers side and Christian on her fathers, though they mostly celebrate Christian holidays. Sometimes they do visit her aunt in the east (New York) to have Passover seders. Could def see her later finding out more about the religion and her families history <:

Schroeders family is german but he rarely speaks german at home. he only knows about german composers, and has a certain disdain for Wagner - mostly because of Lucy <3

as they grow up (18/19) and attend college, they don’t stay in touch, except when they return home for holidays. they start going out after college, when they both move to the city (New York)

Schroeder becomes a big big part of the local jazz scene and Lucy starts working either as a journalist for some small paper in the area or as an assistant in a psychiatrists office. They move together

I agree with the general #schrucy shippers who say that she fell first and he fell harder - I even would go so far that he started pining after her on college holidays, letting himself be invited to dinners by her mother, visiting Linus to see Lucy..

That’s all I got for now <: