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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

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WIZARD COUNCIL ANNOUNCEMENT: Please stop attaching knives to weather balloons and just letting them go

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trying to stay amusing and clever while texting someone you want to impress is one of the most difficult things in the world and should be considered an extreme sport

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Baymax in the new Baymax! show buying pads for a girl who got her first period and getting help from people, including a trans man.

Some people are really mad about this, when he is literally a health care robot interested in people's physical and emotional needs.

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You know that post that’s like “name a culture that food isn’t an important part of lol 🍔🌮🍱🥘🧆🍛🍝🍜🥟”

Well. We found one. 😭😂

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lambert: you look tired

geralt: didn’t get much sleep

lambert: heh jaskier kept you up all night then

geralt: …something like that

[several hours earlier]

jaskier: geralt

jaskier: geralt. geralt. geralt

geralt: wHaT

jaskier: would you still love me if i was a worm

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i love how some people are like “how long will this tumblr dracula fad last?” excuse me?! you’re asking that while supernatural’s fifteen season corpse is still being paraded through the streets? of people who read homestuck? have you seen the joke about the color theory?!

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Construction crew commuting to work

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It's weird that we think beetles are the main lifeform of all beetles, a good lot of them are only a beetle for a little bit and spend years under the ground as the larvel form.

The cockchafer spends three years as the larvel form chilling underground and less than two months as the beetle form.

No social commentary or anything, just think it's weird that we think that way

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*learns basic social skills well into my 20s that most people know by the time theyre like 11*

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hgtv show hosts: we made this dark disgusting house into a nice bright warm cozy masterpiece

the house:

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I don't think people who act like Botw has the most feral iteration of Link have played Skyward Sword recently because Skyward Sword Link is WILD. Like Yeah Botw goes bomb fishing and catches small fuzzy animals with his teeth but he's a polite young man who helps those out around him. Skyward Sword Link despite his dopey little face is a MENACE. He will fling your chandelier on the ground in the middle of a crowded restaurant for having 5 USD on it. He WILL give your love letter to the shitter ghost to use, despite the fact that there is a ton of paper in literally the next room over. He WILL take a nice eight hour snooze in the shop you keep flying via peloton bike and make you lug his ass back to a distant island. Like he is completely and utterly fucked in the head and it makes the fact that he's the first one so much funnier

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See hi-res version here: patreon.com/posts/66410656

Just another fun silly day in Hisui in the ‘Lone Emmet and Cub AU’. Emmet helps Akari catch a giant snorlax for one very good reason. TRAMAMPOLINE.

My friends and I were discussing going to a trampoline gymnasium one day and suddenly remembered this bit from the Simpsons XD

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get him

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The whims of the fandom shall forever be mysterious.

Not gonna lie, i was 100% convinced that the fangirls would go nuts over Adaman and Volo. Imagine my surprise when I, a person ignorant of previous Pokemon games, found everyone go insane over this weird muppet man.

And honestly, I’ve been convinced.

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free idea for mr. nintendo