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my genuine reaction when I see people shipping Bucky Barnes and Yelena Belova.
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I mean, I am curious now. And you didn't say no.
i have a new theory called alive internet theory where i propose that the internet is full of real people and you can befriend some of them even and maybe actually kiss them and more
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I did actually hit him once. He was being really irritating and I was tired. It was great, and definitely helped improve my mood.
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@captain-eagle-stuff
I'm sorry I don't follow.
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You look like you're having a heart attack, old man.

Alrighty, I’m calling it a night.
Did what I could today. Some things went alright, some didn’t.
That’s just how it goes.
Life’s not always clean or easy, and some days you’re just doing your best to stay on your feet.
You made it through the day. That’s enough.
Goodnight.
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//realizing I accidentally answered basically the same way for Sam and Steve- sorry//
That's great, what have you been up to?
hai uncle steve 😆
Hey kiddo! How are you?
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Nice
ok bored now time to fight government
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Living alone is great because I can sing in the shower at the top of my lungs and no one will hear me
I also cry myself to sleep every night but that’s unrelated 😎
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Holy shit- is it?
i have a new theory called alive internet theory where i propose that the internet is full of real people and you can befriend some of them even and maybe actually kiss them and more
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Nice
okay but what if I say I’m gay. Is that ok
no it's not okay i hate gay people
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Blanche would not condone thinking of people as property, and Sophia would slap you.
I need you in a way that’s concerning to society
well, I'm taken...... So, I don't know what to do......
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*shrugs* If I've learned anything in the past few years, it's that people can change. But yes.
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@captain-eagle-stuff
I'm sorry I don't follow.
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