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babygirl I'm avoiding things that I don't even know about

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spotify premium? lol no thanks. i'll have um chicken alfredo creamium

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I wish all the pee came out in one go like a shotgun blast

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cows... the gentlest and most curious of gods

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Sometimes it is your fault.. Sometimes you don’t listen well enough, you’re selfish, you’re rude and you aren’t always right. Sometimes you fucked it up and tbh that’s okay. It happens, learn from it, apologize and keep it moving. Just because you fucked up doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. Don’t dwell on it

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can't believe behooves is a real word english is so funny. behooves should mean something horse related. need to email the dictionary people

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kakashi

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apparently there was a stunt in icarly where Gibby jumps from the ceiling into the ground but there were no safety measures and the stuntman broke his fucking ribs 😭

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New outfit idea

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We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

?????LOL

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what would you wear to a bdsm orgy?

hmmmm scout’s ham costume from to kill a mockingbird