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cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you
me: yeah he was not very friendly
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bo_mang_co: 왕관착용법 How to wear a crown.👸🏻
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Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
“Make me”,
“oh really”,
“is that so”
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you know how sometimes it just feels so good to move and twist about in your bed? that’s your wormsona coming out
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does anyone else have those moments where they just fall in love with being alive? like, maybe you’re in art class with soft music and you realize that this peaceful feeling is a part of life that you love and you want to just keep forever, and there are so many other parts of life too that are so wonderful and maybe existing isnt so bad after all
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Hey guys go watch Black Spot on Netflix
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you fuckinng dumbasses are wearing glasses during sex?
am i expected to find the g spot by echolocation?
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we should thank god super powers aint real
what if somebody teleported they nut inside you
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