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The three (3) types of saying youre gonna grow wings

(1) I will get out of here

(2) I wont need to rely on anyone

(3) I will die trying to use my wings

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bow..chicka...bowwow maybe thats what my baby said

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ive gotten in the habot of meowing at my cat and i dont think he kijes it but i cant stop its an addiction

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i have so little control. i have SO little control

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sometimes i wish i could be over with being a kid so they stop watching. but i think some of them always watch.

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Part of you knew.

Part of me knew.

Part of us knew.

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rest in peace katya you seem to have already been forgotten

guys really how did we forget katya. my best buddy. my little guy. my tumblr mutual i somehow ended up living with irl. this is not very cash money of any of u.

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its okay here. ive seen two sonics. and la sucks ass you gotta get north

Everytime I go "The little treats need to be rationed" I have yet another day that needs a lil treat

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i am a minor and taking this seu=riously. thanks a lot crimew.

normalize taking drugs just to fit in and make your friends think you're cool

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holy shit are you dutch

Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.

I had to consult a chart for this

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is this about california. i swear to god theres literally NO sonics here :(

Everytime I go "The little treats need to be rationed" I have yet another day that needs a lil treat

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Ill... ill spread the word...

I saw someone posting boobs online. be careful guys

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the phone then transforms into an airplane. you and your friend are dead from the impact. the dog is in the pilots seat grinning while blood stains the shell of yhe plane.

at your friends place on your phone waiting for them to come out of the bathroom and their dog is sitting on the couch next to you and for the most part he just sits there except that after a couple minutes he reaches over and turns on your airplane mode

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There is one! But its a website called Earth Reviews on neal.fun!

i stole this screenshot from instagram idk why its radioactive but this is what tumblr is like

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I made a burger for dinner and now I'm feeling a deep emotional connection with all my American moots

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if you guys just want to say youre into kids just say it

so, 4 years of age gap is too much of a difference? interesting.

yeah when one of the parties involved is 15 😭 im 21 and my boyfriend is 25

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guys im so funny that im getting translated into lithuanian

stealing from the store by picking items up and passing the point of sale