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betty. i’m built like a brick shithouse and i can’t be killed.

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we give praise to chic, patron saint of riverdale

who delivered us from uncle frank, the beast

who brought us justice long awaited

forever may he slay in metaphor as he does as in practice

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watched the riverdale finale. the inherent horror of reality—people lose touch, the struggles are the same, archie is not gay in a way that was material to anyone in riverdale except reggie, legacies are small and big and small too. the interiority of other people’s lives are a mystery to the american dream. we forget what happened but not what is, and in our sadness of forgetting we desperately create objects. nothing spectral occurs, we do not participate. here we left it, oh but here too! what did you come in here for, what did you want to find? no endgames, only quiet truths. envy the mycelium that shares more than flesh, dig your hands deeper into his chest! the children you have and the wives you haven’t, you leave them the materials because what else can you do? this diner is full, this diner is lonely. i was not left here, i never did leave. cole sprouse has no hold on my homosexual interior. there is no narrative, there never was, and how scary that is! archie had gay sex in modesto.

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remember when veronica asked angel tabitha if varchie or barchie was endgame and she said "well it's pretty much 50/50" and veronica was like hmmmmmmmm and then when angel tabitha combined all the universes back together into just one universe the rivercule happened but the mass temporal explosion caused an equally mass event extinction. and none of them went endgame and hold on now. i was gonna end this post with another punchline but i just remembered the woman who also canonically lives in california

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Not to be dramatic or anything but Tomorrow we Are experiencing the heat death of the universe

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mr apa? we have the president on the phone for you. he says he needs you “on some real fifi shit tonight”

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Julien doesn't even care that he was Riverdale's first transgender doll...

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riverdale promo clip of all time

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Ok he gets it

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hmmm

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where is the bettysburg footage !!!!

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now more than ever,

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ARCHIE LEARNS BEING BISEXUAL IS AN OPTION AND IS SO EXCITED HE STARTS SNIFFING POETRYYYYYY

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archie if you want to write good poetry you've got to get bisexual and polyamorous

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everyone who exclaims in the tags of a riverdale post that they “dont go here” or “fell off a few years ago” or “have no idea what is going on” all you have done is expose yourself as lacking verve