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Phone broke yall

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Speed paint under the cut because I like it

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HUUU Lingagudigudiguuu linguadaaaa lingaguuuulingaguuu lingagudigudiguuuu linguadaa lingaaaaguuuu lingaaaa guuuuu....

Did you have a stroke while typing this? If so. What kind?

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Dude can u destroy my place of employment

I can be inside at the time, it's fine

Thanks in advance 🙏

Give me the location and I'll mark it on my map!

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how is your pussy feeling today Mr. Dude sir? ;]

Tight and wet ;)

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whatcha think of this lps edit i made a while ago

am thinking abt remaking it w a different lps mold so i can make it into a custom

HOLY SHIT!! That rocks! I know such a masculine figure like me shouldn't like LPS but man!

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Ignore the last question, can you say yagmi backwards?

- paradk3

YOU! YOU CALLED ME A PUSSY!!

But yes. IM GAY!!

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Hello hello :3 hi :3

AGH OW! DROP ME!

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WHO ASKED THIS?? WTF!!! IM NOT A PUSSY!

how pussy is your nephew on a scale from 1-10

- paradk3

MAJOR pussy. Maybe a 9 on that scale, because he has potential. But we can't be too forgiving and we have to be honest here– He's a wimp and probably has to be tucked in at night

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Sign this petition or I'll follow you home and kill your dog!

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putting a flower crown on ur head tucking a daisy into ur pocket booping ur nose walking away

What was the meaning of this?? I'm not just some cute doll you can dress up!

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Lalalalalalala

lalallalalal

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omggg oughh droool drool drool hoooojjllhjdnnbnkjh hi. postal dude i love you. hi. sorry i smoked a lot of weed so my spelling might be bad but hi i love you so much you’re the best ever ok …. xoxoxo

Why don't you share some with me, love?

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🖕

Yeah! Fuck you to man!

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when im in bed at night i close my eyes and imagine you crawling up next to me and nestling your face into my chest

Wow, that's....uh nice.

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I need a few bucks to get a bus to go see my kids

I don't have any money

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This is what YOU look like.

I want to lick ur dick dave

My pants are DOWN, man, I never turn down a godjob

Very healing experience, the whole compound can vouch for that