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I know pain!

@realtravismcelroy if this is really you, the middlest brother, tell me something only the real travis would know

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It's 2069, the funniest year, and I'm still banned from Monster Factory.

2068: gene splicing has advanced to the point that completely customising your baby before it’s born has become commonplace.

2069: former internet darlings justin and griffin mcelroy come out of retirement for the boldest episode of monster factory to date

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Can someone tell me how to use Tumblr right? I'm still figuring it out! Do you people want thirst traps, I know gifs are a thing? Are gifs still a thing here?

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It's Good Morning Thursday!

We say good morning on Thursdays. How do I make a Mean Girls gif?

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HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

Y'all are gonna want to get tickets for Friday night's show, I'm telling you.

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An octopus has 8 tentacles, an octagon has 8 sides, but October is the 10th month..

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I'll give you a hint: there's a secret fifth option that I'm not allowed to share yet.

Y'all are gonna want to get tickets for Friday night's show, I'm telling you.

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Y'all The Eleventh Hour graphic novel is out today and we are truly over the moon about it. Carey and the guys put so much hard work into this one, and it's just so good.

We're doing a live virtual event tonight on our YouTube at 8pm ET to celebrate, you should absolutely check it out. It's free, for starters, and the boys plus Clint and Carey will be there, along with Aabria Iyengar, Mega Ran, Gabe Hicks, Janet Varney, Jean Grae, and Kristina Arielle. Like, truly an all-star lineup, gonna be an absolute blast. Huge thanks to everyone who pre-ordered or picked up the book today, we hope you love it as much as we do!

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It's time....

for my great posts! To the tumblybunch, I say: thanks for having me. Can I sit here? Is this seat taken? I'm gonna just sit here until someone else does. The snacks here are incredible!