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ππA group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. βBut why?β they asked, as they moved off. βbecause,β he said βI canβt stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.βππlol


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