one thing you’d have to hand it to the british. wanker is such a funny derogatory term to call someone. like don’t trust him bro I heard he’s always jerking his thang messystyle
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Source: Dyke Drama - by Leslie Lange
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take it.
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The tailors at Colonial Williamsburg made a suit for their cat
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you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling
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you know what? no! *sanger sequences you and aligns you with a sequence of saxifraga rosacea no matter how many gaps i have to add between singular bases*
String identified:
t g c g a a g. a t t a . t t t c g c g ' t . t. t c g c . a at c tt a a . t t . c a . t' at t t at t a a a . a ' t g t . at a c .
Closest match: Saxifraga rosaceawait how did you do that. what the fuck
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just remembered being like eleven or twelve and thinking huhhh girls are so pretty, i wish i was a lesbian so i could date them.. :( and then just i moved on with my life with zero introspection lol
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> mom spilled trace amount of curry powder on the floor
> cool ok ill sweep it up in a sec
> go to the bathroom, come back
> curry powder is suspiciously less
> cat is suspiciously yellow
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there's a lot to be said about how the average person indulges in delusions far more than anyone is really comfortable grappling with. every now and again, a poll comes out that reveals some sort of number of people who believe they have magical powers, usually pretty high, and everyone takes turns making fun of it and affirming their own Sanity
this is more observational than scientific, but it really does seem like writing off delusional thinking as the realm of the "insane" creates this valley where the "normal" person's thinking (especially a person who considers themself normal, but that's a whole other kettle of fish) must be more empirical, because, categorically, they are not insane
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every time I fumble w my phone’s charger cable I think about emailing steven moffat a pipe bomb
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Caitlin McCormack Crochets a Speculative Future in the Wake of Environmental Catastrophe
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Girls with nose rings. You agree. Reblog.
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