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WHAT’S YOUR FATAL FLAW?
You’re too clever by half.
Your intelligence is unmatched, but your smart mouth is going to get you into trouble one of these days. Everyone says so. Odds are you’ll make one witty remark too many and meet a tragic, easily preventable end that surprises no one in the least. You’ll be mourned, of course, but we all saw it coming, and you kind of deserved it.
tagged by: @positronicminds - thanks! tagging: anyone who wants to do it!
#((iM SOBBING#(( k2 didn't deserve it hfdskh#dash games /#⁽ ʷᵉˡˡ ⁻ ᶰᵒʷ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ'ˢ ᵃ ³⁵% ᶜʰᵃᶰᶜᵉ ᵒᶠ ᶠᵃᶤˡᵘʳᵉ; ⁾ [ ooc ]#non ca#(( k2 voice : for the record it had nothing to do with my sarcasm
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Before he pulled the switch, they HAD to go closer, wouldn’t they?
#( (aSKLDJH#(( hmM MM I HATE THAT I LOVE THIS#(( i regret nothing#⁽ ᵐᵉᵃᶰˢ ʷᵉˡˡ; ⁾ [ k-2so ]#⁽ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶤᶰ; ⁾ [ cassian ]#pda /
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me: hm i shouldnt reblog gay robot content me, seeing ‘why does EVERYONE have to be GAY? DX’ on my dash: ive never reblogged anything faster in my life
#⁽ ʷᵉˡˡ ⁻ ᶰᵒʷ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ'ˢ ᵃ ³⁵% ᶜʰᵃᶰᶜᵉ ᵒᶠ ᶠᵃᶤˡᵘʳᵉ; ⁾ [ ooc ]#(( lmaO FUCK OFF W/ THE HOMOPHOBIA IT'S 2017 AND STAR WARS IS A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY DEAL W/ IT#((EVERYONE IS GAY IN SPACE#tbd#homophobia /#homophobia mention /
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i’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual
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nothing sums up their relationship more than this screencap
#⁽ ʷᵉˡˡ ⁻ ᶰᵒʷ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ'ˢ ᵃ ³⁵% ᶜʰᵃᶰᶜᵉ ᵒᶠ ᶠᵃᶤˡᵘʳᵉ; ⁾ [ ooc ]#(( i'll never not be amused by this scene#tbd
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cassian: apologise to jyn k2
k2: unfuck yourself, i guess
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Canon.
@daily-droidcaptain
#(( k2 and cassian are a domestic couple confirmed#((fdhJFKSLD KAYTOO COOKS FOR HIM IM CRYING#⁽ ᵐᵉᵃᶰˢ ʷᵉˡˡ; ⁾ [ k-2so ]#⁽ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶤᶰ; ⁾ [ cassian ]
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’ If you want to leave, you can. I’ll remember you, though. I remember everyone that leaves. '
meme // accepting!
“ … ” the droid paused, turning to look at her once again. very rarely was his company desired due to the lack of manners that was expected of most droids. but perhaps any semblance of familiarity was desirable in a world that differed so drastically from their own - himself included. however, the cadence of her voice hinted at something deeper than simply grasping at straws from the past. hesitantly, he moved back towards her with his head tilted in a mildly curious manner, remaining silent for a long, uncomfortable moment - save for the whirring and grinding of various mechanisms in his tiring frame.
“ well, ” kaytoo began, albeit awkwardly - speaking at length of any personal confessions ( his own or someone else’s ) was not something he was accustomed to, with the exception of cassian. “ i suppose someone has to remember them. ” he continued, uncertain of how much said between them would be welcome, or how much of his assumptions would be correct. it was practically a 50-50 chance that their current conversation could go either way, and he wasn’t sure which percentage he wanted to happen more.
“ i remember everyone that left me, too. rather, those i left behind. ” those that he should have died alongside, rather than being reactivated here - wherever here happened to be.
@scavengess
#((tfw kaytoo doesn't even know if he + his friends died for nothing#(( RIFP#((this was paINFUL#scavengess#⁽ ᶤᶰ ᶜᵒᵐᵇᵃᵗ; ⁾ [ ic ]#⁽ ᶤᶰᶜᵒᵐᶤᶰᵍ ᵗʳᵃᶰˢᵐᶤˢˢᶤᵒᶰ; ⁾ [ answered asks ]
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◆ —— LILO & STITCH QUOTES STARTER PROMPTS.
’ Why are you all wet? ‘
’ Aloha! ’
’ You’re vile. You’re foul. You’re flawed. ‘
’ Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten. ’
’ If you want to leave, you can. I’ll remember you, though. ’
’ I remember everyone that leaves. ’
’ You! You’re the cause of all this. ’
’ This is my family. I found it all on my own. Is little, and broken, but still good. Ya. Still good. ’
’ Oh, good! My dog found the chainsaw. ’
’ No more caffeine for you. ’
’ Did you lose your job because of me? ‘
’ The managers a vampire. He wanted me to join his legion of the undead. ’
’ Trust me, this isn’t gonna end well. ’
’ I’m sorry I bit you. And pulled your hair. And punched you in the face. ’
’ GIve us a sign you understand any of this. ’
’ Show us that there is something inside you that is good. ’
’ I didn’t teach him that. ’
’ Come on, what’s the big deal? ’
’ Leave my mother out of this. ’
’ You are such a pain. ’
’ Then why don’t you sell me and buy me a rabbit instead? ’
’ I hate it when you use Ohana against me. ’
’ I’m lost. ’
’ Don’t interact with her. ’
’ Oh, we can’t do that. Uh-uh. That would be a misuse of resources. ’
’ Why do you act so weird? ’
’ You look familiar. ’
’ We’re a broken family, aren’t we? ’
’ I shouldn’t have yelled at you. ’
’ You are built to destroy. You can never belong. ’
’ We need something that can defend itself. Something that won’t die. ’
’ I hear you cry at night. ’
’ Do you dream about them? ’
’ You came back. ’
’ Nobody gets left behind. ’
’ I need someone to be my friend. Someone who won’t run away. ‘
’ His destructive programming is taking effect. ’
’ Did you ever kill anyone? ’
’ Are you.. happy? ’
’ I am the one they call when things go wrong and things have, indeed, gone wrong. ’
’ Our family’s little now, and we don’t have many toys. ’
‘ If you want, you could be a part of our family. ’
’ We’d raise you to be good. ’
’ She likes your butt and fancy hair. ’
’ I read her diary. ’
’ Not guilty! My experiments are only theoretical, and completely within legal boundaries. ’
’ He was designed to be a monster, but now he has nothing to destroy. ’
’ I never gave him a greater purpose. ’
’ What must it be like to have nothing, not even memories to look back on in the middle of the night? ’
’ If you promise not to fight anymore, I promise not to yell at you, except on special occasions. ’
’ Stupid head. ’
’ Did you catch fire again? ’
’ This is your badness level. It’s unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that. ’
’ Don’t leave me, okay? ’
’ Do you want to be taken away? ’
’ You’re just jealous ‘cause I’m pretty! ’
’ My friends need to be punished. ’
’ Heard you lost your job. ’
’ Thus far you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience. ‘
‘ After all you’ve put me through, you expect me to help you just like that? ’
’ He’s very persuasive. ‘
’ I know you had something to do with this. ’
’ Oh, good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment and insanity to my list of things I did today. ’
’ I prefer to be called evil genius. ’
’ You smell like a lawn mower. ’
’ I have just determined the situation to be far too hazardous! ’
’ Don’t worry. I won’t hit her. ’
’ This is low even for you! ’
’ You are all mine. ’
’ You know I have no choice. ’
‘ Please don’t do this. ’
’ You’re making this harder than it needs to be. ’
’ She needs me. ’
’ Leave me alone to die. ’
’ What is that monstrosity? ’
’ Does this look infected to you? ’
’ You’d better not have rabies. ’
’ Hiding behind your little friend won’t work anymore. ’
’ Didn’t I tell you? We got fired this morning. ’
’ That is the ugliest thing I have ever saw! ’
’ It has no place among us. ’
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@scavengess replied to your post:
ill make you a new blaster... bigger... better....
#scavengess#(( IM SO SORRY FHDJSKLF#(( im nothing but shitposts#shitposting /#⁽ ʷᵉˡˡ ⁻ ᶰᵒʷ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ'ˢ ᵃ ³⁵% ᶜʰᵃᶰᶜᵉ ᵒᶠ ᶠᵃᶤˡᵘʳᵉ; ⁾ [ ooc ]#tbd
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when ur given a bb gun with your dead bffs name on it as soon as u get to hive city
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“go on,” i whisper as i unfold my hands towards the open sky. a single fuck escapes from my fingers, soaring gracefully into the cool air. “you’re free now.”
my last fuck has gone
i have nothing left to give
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I object to you. I object to intellect without discipline. I object to power without constructive purpose.
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❛ Is everything okay? ❜
meme // accepting!
“ ... ” kaytoo hesitated for a moment; how he managed to be so readable to all of these strangers, when he prided himself on being stoic to all but a select few - all of whom were now, presumably, deceased. glancing away from the child for a brief second, as if looking for any eavesdroppers, the droid finally bows his head in a somewhat solemn manner. “ no. no, it isn’t. "
but he imagined the same could be said for her situation as well - were children not immune to this bizarre, sick experiment? logically, he could understand the need for a diverse range of subjects but that did not excuse it - nothing justified any of this. bending down as to seem less intimidating to a small child, kaytoo ventured a question of his own. “ are you alright? ”
@fallingpetcls
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k2 is so bitter and sarcastic to everyone except children. he understands children, because he knows what it’s like to be treated as less intelligent, to be dismissed easily, or to have less of a say simply because of what or who you are. he also remembers what it was like once his imperial programming was removed, and to be left confused while his own personality and way of thinking grew - something that could have been labeled his ‘childhood’. this is why, with children, even when he’s terribly upset or angry, he will be much more patient with them than he would be with anyone else.
#⁽ ʷᵉˡˡ ⁻ ᶰᵒʷ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ'ˢ ᵃ ³⁵% ᶜʰᵃᶰᶜᵉ ᵒᶠ ᶠᵃᶤˡᵘʳᵉ; ⁾ [ ooc ]#(( he is much better w/ children fhdjfk#(temp. headcanon tag)
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#(( fhdjKFLDS#(( THIS IS STILL MY FAVORITE POST#(( also; i dont think k2 ever realized that jyn ran in front of him to protect him#⁽ ᵐᵉᵃᶰˢ ʷᵉˡˡ; ⁾ [ k-2so ]#⁽ ᵒᶰᵉ ʰᵒˢᵗᶤˡᵉ; ⁾ [ baze ]#⁽ ᶜᵒᶰᵗᶤᶰᵘᵃˡˡʸ ᵘᶰᵉˣᵖᵉᶜᵗᵉᵈ; ⁾ [ jyn ]#gifs /#gif warning /
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NAUGHTY OR NICE
“ I’m assuming the fact that I’ve been DEAD has something to do with my ‘nice’ ranking. ”
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