BREAKING NEWS: the United Nations has just added “pushing your sister up against the wall and forcing her to admit how much she likes your hand down the front of her shorts” as a basic human right
girl who suffered from great hubris (not doing laundry) and is being punished for it (working in the dryest, crumbliest pair of boyshorts ever documented)
there should be a new move in chess where if your bishop goes to the enemy backline the bishop turns into a Nun and has to be a girl for the rest of the game and its really embarrassing for the bishop