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I like to imagine that Merlin would bide his time with becoming an artist while he waits for Arthur’s return lmaoo
Do not repost, please! Reblogs are very appreciated!
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The MYSTERY TRIO in “Not, In Fact, a Ghost Story”!
WHEW.
This comic has been a long time coming, as folks who have followed this blog and seen the various teasers over the past year will know. Actually I’ve been working on it even longer than that!
This was done as a trade for @pirably, in exchange for the wonderful Portal Ford plush he made! (Seen here.) The characters of Aru (big skull-faced monster) and Marun (the cat with the interdimensional-projection abilities) are two of his OCs who are friends of Portal Ford (see links to his tags for more of them!). This story took shape between us, and all through the process, he gave me invaluable feedback and really made this better. (I’ll say right now: the brilliant Bill-eye layout of page 8 was his idea; my original sketch was much more boring.)
While I’m terribly overdue in finishing my half of the trade, it’s probably fortunate I took so long, as this would have been 10x harder to do without being able to work digitally in CSP, and probably wouldn’t have come out as well either..
I realized at the end that the theme and atmosphere of the story was just spooky enough to make for a good Halloween post. So, also:
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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i honestly think batman's position on the justice league is so fucking funny because you have this group of people who, mostly, try very hard to work within the bounds of the law if at all possible. i mean, for fuck's sake, green lanterns are actually space law enforcement, wonder woman regularly speaks with world leaders and legislators, and aquaman, who is a literal king. and then you have superman, who isn't afraid to challenge the law, but doesn't really, y'know, routinely break it. probably. i mean, aviation law, he probably breaks that. i'm pretty sure it's not legal to fly your lingerie-clad wife into the sky and kiss her deeply, but kurt busiek sure wrote clark doing that, didn't he. but, like, on the whole, laws still exist to them they're just sometimes like ehhhhhhhhh. i mean ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
but then batman's just "i apologize for being late to this meeting. robin just turned 14. as is a milestone for all young boys, i taught him to hack into an FBI database." just flagrantly pissing on laws, like what does the chief medical examiner in gotham do when they get there to examine this corpse and batman's already stolen the bullets from the body and secreted them away to his underground crime lab? do you think whenever the justice league needs something dubiously legal done everyone looks at batman and he's just like [growly voice] give me three days and it's done the next morning?
it's rich person privilege.
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the ideal werewolf novel
just looked through about 700 werewolf books, good grief.
most seem to fall into two categories:
werewolf serial killer mysteries
domineering alpha romances
neither is really what I’m interested in.
here is what I’d want from the werewolf novel of my wildest dreams:
good relationships, especially friendships between packmates (lone wolves are boring)
werewolves who like being werewolves. (angsty wolves are boring)
the practical details of werewolfery: who’s got the bail money for animal control, whether anyone’s microchipped, what you pack in a bag for a night out werewolfing
the uses of werewolfery: hiring yourselves out as trackers or canine rescue, getting certified as service dogs, spending your free time at the library letting little kids read to a friendly doggie
female werewolves, and no weird gross hypermasculine alpha stuff going on in werewolf culture
queer werewolves, and no weird gross heteronormative ‘laws of nature’ stuff going on in werewolf culture
dog jokes.
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What if Jaskier is immortal because Geralt won him immortality during a game of gwent, but Geralt was shitfaced and his brain went, “Lets get my bard something he’ll like,” and thus Jaskier became immortal two towns away.
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Jaskier, finding Geralt sitting at a table in their inn: There you are! You know, the funniest thing happened to me now, while I was performing at a tavern nearby.
Geralt, without looking up: What?
Jaskier: Some rude ass started complaining about my songs. Told him to fuck off. He started growling at me. Kneed him in the balls and ran away with his sword.
Geralt: Jaskier, why the fuck did you do that?
Jaskier: He was being rude! Besides, you were talking about how you need a new sword. Check this one out. *puts the sheath on the table*.
Geralt: Jaskier, I'm not taking a stranger's sword. *squints* Why does it look familia-
Lambert: *bursting through the door* WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SWORD!?
Geralt: *spits out his drink*
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so i was reading some the mechanisms fics and cannibalism came up so obviously i was researching prions disease and-

jonny sims???
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All these mechanisms and none of them are coping
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so bCAUSE OF DESTIEL I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12 AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12 AM SO I JUST SAID DESTIEL AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND AND THEN HE SAID "IT'S CANON??!?" AND THEN WATCHED THE CLIP ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT SUPERNATURAL UNDER HIS BREATH AND HIS PARTNER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD
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*God trying to tie up all the loose ends for the final season of Earth*

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at this point my brain is just deep fried matter
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