I love to dance. I love cats. I'm in an age gap relationship. I'm a foodie. and sometimes I'm NSFW
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just daydreaming about the way she looks at me when she shoves her fingers down my throat to make them wet 🥹✨💦
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Ada or Ardor: A Family Chronicle, Vladimir Nabokov
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I do not want to be loved gently. I want to be understood violently.
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belated celebration of cook's murder day 💕
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Well the good thing I just realized is I can use Tumblr in public now.
Let me know if you find a good place for lady porn.
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No she looks 30
Angela Bassett celebrating her 60th birthday
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At this point there’s no excuse for a baby boomer to be technologically incompetent anymore. It’s just willful ignorance, this shit is not fucking hard
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A majority of my dream last night was me being mad about bad customer service but then I was trying to walk up a hill in socks that was all muddy so I slipped back down and splashed Bill Hader but it was just his face in 2D on the pavement. He was covered in mud so I tried scraping it off his eyes and mouth with my foot while telling him I loved him.
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I was gonna leave cuz the porn is gone but then I saw all the kittens
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the first meme of 2018 is
carrie fisher entering the room wielding a bat that she is absolutely prepared to use
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