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[rebootdantesdirtydiary]

YOU ASKING ME FOR DIRECTIONS??? IVE NEVER BEEN TO THIS HELL BEFORE

Now I’m not saying I’m lost, but I don’t think Lucia is over here with this spider demon,

I’D ALSO LIKE A LITTLE ASSISTANCE FROM MY TRAVEL MATES

PLEasE

@rebootdantesdirtydiary @diaryofcredo

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I once got so high that I brought a towel into the shower because the water was “too cold”

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Wait, right now???

/He puts down the bong/

Okay I’m getting ready—

I’m giving Matier the list of stuff I need her to do with Fifi

-blows dust off a diary-

So fun fact, apparently magical diaries have been around for thousands of years. I just recently found a few old used magical diaries buried while I been wondering around lost in Hell. I suppose I should back track and state the reason why I been missing is because I been stuck down here in Hell. As to how that happened . . . It’s a long story for another time.

I know I could call @journalofvergilsparda and ask him to come get me, but I am hiding from Matier confident I can find my own way out.

@rebootdantesdirtydiary if you’re reading this please remember to clean out your bong before going to bed.

@diaryofcredo I promise I’m not ghosting you about that date . . . Just kinda stuck in Hell. I promise to come see you once I’m back.

((Editor note: Hey sorry I’ve been MIA but due to health issues I’ve been on hiatus and will be for another week or so))

[rebootdantesdirtydiary]

Guys... I got so high I couldn’t feel my arms and legs... and I woke up with a bra on and I don’t know if it’s Kats or Lucia’s

[rebootdantesdirtydiary]

If there’s one thing I remember to clean, it’s my bong. Bong is all squeaky clean after smoking it out with Matier earlier. She found the weed butter she thought you stole, it was in the far back part of the fridge that she couldn’t reach.

-blows dust off a diary-

So fun fact, apparently magical diaries have been around for thousands of years. I just recently found a few old used magical diaries buried while I been wondering around lost in Hell. I suppose I should back track and state the reason why I been missing is because I been stuck down here in Hell. As to how that happened . . . It’s a long story for another time.

I know I could call @journalofvergilsparda and ask him to come get me, but I am hiding from Matier confident I can find my own way out.

@rebootdantesdirtydiary if you’re reading this please remember to clean out your bong before going to bed.

@diaryofcredo I promise I’m not ghosting you about that date . . . Just kinda stuck in Hell. I promise to come see you once I’m back.

((Editor note: Hey sorry I’ve been MIA but due to health issues I’ve been on hiatus and will be for another week or so))

[rebootdantesdirtydiary]

I’m coming over right now don’t even fuckin worry

Sends a perfectly crafted 6 inch Nelo Angelo figurine with a tag saying "From: DefinitelyNotMundus"

//Takes a long deep breath before crushing it in his hand// 

Oh silly me~ 

I just seem to forget how strong I am sometimes. hmhm… Is my hand bleeding you say?

//It is//

No it’s not. Oh,I better clean this up huh? haha. Just sweep away the mess and 

Throw it in the garbage. :)

I’D HOPE YOU’LL ConFirM thIs AWFUL SiLLy liTtLe paCkagE’s MesSage Won’T yOu MunDUS? @mundusjournal

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Oh, a piece of shit I see?

I’m sorry Vergil... Do you want to come over? If not that’s fine... But I just got some blueberry ice cream...

If you just want me to help beat their ass into the ground, I can do that too

Sends a perfectly crafted 6 inch Nelo Angelo figurine with a tag saying "From: DefinitelyNotMundus"

//Takes a long deep breath before crushing it in his hand// 

Oh silly me~ 

I just seem to forget how strong I am sometimes. hmhm... Is my hand bleeding you say?

//It is//

No it’s not. Oh,I better clean this up huh? haha. Just sweep away the mess and 

Throw it in the garbage. :)

I’D HOPE YOU’LL ConFirM thIs AWFUL SiLLy liTtLe paCkagE’s MesSage Won’T yOu MunDUS? @mundusjournal

[rebootdantesdirtydiary]

What do you mean? It looks great on you! Sure, a little tight, but you look great!

nO ONE FUCKING COMMENT ON MY CLOTHES OKAY, I KNOW EVERYONE IN DEVIL MAY CRY IS READY TO LAUGH THEIR ASSES OFF BU T I FUCK I NG LOST A BET OKAY,

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At least Polnareff is okay

Im mad. Im livid. How- I-

NOT AVDOL

WHY??? STUPID HOL HORSE, HE ACTS JUST LIKE DANTE

No Polnareff don’t start- KAKYOIN STOP

Where’s Jotaro he gives me strength… 

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....Okay.

Jojo will be the last anime I watch with you

Alright, I can stay silent no more.I have to get this off my chest. I started watching JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure recently and… 

WHY DID CEASAR HAVE TO DIE HUH???

UNDER A CROSS ARE YOU SERIOUS??? 

ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT

I’M ABOUT TO GO BACK TO ASSASSINATION CLASSROOM

NEXT IT’LL BE LIKE OH, “LISA LISA IS JOSEPH’S MOTHER”

[rebootdantesdirtydiary]

This is the last time I’m watching anime with you

Alright, I can stay silent no more.I have to get this off my chest. I started watching JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure recently and… 

WHY DID CEASAR HAVE TO DIE HUH???

UNDER A CROSS ARE YOU SERIOUS??? 

ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT

I’M ABOUT TO GO BACK TO ASSASSINATION CLASSROOM

NEXT IT’LL BE LIKE OH, “LISA LISA IS JOSEPH’S MOTHER”

[rebootdantesdirtydiary]

As long as we ain’t killing each other, I don’t see the problem

I’m stronger than I look, so hopefully we can be a challenge to each other

Psssssssst Vergil, I gotta ask you something You ever tried sword fighting your alternate you? Or asked alternate Dante to show you his rebellion (sword, not his penis)

Hmmm... Now that you mention it...

A duel might be fun...

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What say you?

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I don’t know how much of this sleeping stuff Red gave me I was supposed to take... But I think I took too much because I just slept for 2 days straight at Credos.

Either I took too much, or I slept for so long because I was finally able to sleep for more than 2 hours

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Time for a really dumb question (I’m so sorry in advance) but do you call your penis rebellion as well? I thought of it like 4 hours ago and can’t stop wondering

You know, I’ve never thought about it... but fuck man, I am now

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You guys are scared of just a little raccoon?

/he walks towards the raccoon, who stops when he gets close. He bends down and picks it up and holds it close/

You guys are scaring her! Come on, let’s take you outside...

@journalofvergilsparda how long did you say this movie was?

I got us some popcorn, it’s the microwaveable kind, also some drinks, some homemade lemonade, hopefully that’ll be enough, I don’t have much.

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Yeah Vergil! Don’t drag it out! You can’t trick us again!

@journalofvergilsparda how long did you say this movie was?

I got us some popcorn, it’s the microwaveable kind, also some drinks, some homemade lemonade, hopefully that’ll be enough, I don’t have much.

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BRUH

@journalofvergilsparda how long did you say this movie was?

I got us some popcorn, it’s the microwaveable kind, also some drinks, some homemade lemonade, hopefully that’ll be enough, I don’t have much.