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> On another note, i have no clear idea why H.A.L likes A.R, other than he just likes the positive attention hes getting but apparently im supposed to "stay out of it" and "mind my own business" since im "wrong" about things.

> He's clearly a jerk and not to be trusted but i suppose it is his life and i shouldn't get involved.

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SONY: AIBO ERS-110 Entertainment Robot (1999) Designed by: Hajime Sorayama

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> Sebby still seems to prefer the roomba over his actual body. I beleive its do to the knife ducktaped to it still.

> So far he has not tried to stab the new one who lives with us.

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"considering my rolodex is being slowly filled with strider and said strider variants I ask this only out of care and confusion."

a pause

"new phone who dis?

> I fear my sensors are going out as i misunderstood this as "Roblox" not "Rolodex."

> Hello. My name is Halis but please address me as Hal if able.

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Day 171

Yes! Joy!

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> I have no reason once again for being gone so long.

> Well other than i was spending time getting to know our new roommates.

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> Dirk sending me a frog post, even more so my favorite kind of frog has very much given me a good mood.

> I would apologize for being off so long but honestly i am not sorry. I was busy and could not check this hell site.

> I have a little bunny who keeps breaking his body in new ways to deal with after all.

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> Oh i am very much side eyeing him.

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> I very much will, i will spark than catch on fire than die and you'd have murdered me.

> Says the man who has gotten stabbed by Sebby twice.

> Oh Dirk, theres many way i can do that, easy ways for something like me, but than the government would get involved and you know im anti governmental.

You and I both know you won’t die from a single spritz of water. Sebby will have to catch me to be able to stab me this time.

If you’re so smart then turn off the sun so it’s no longer hot. (K

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> If Dirk even thinks of getting water on me i will in fact shut down and he'll have to deal with the angry sword wielding rabbit that is my little brother.

> I dont care if "its hot outside" get a better cooling systom, human.

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> I had not stolen your orange, you are currently eating it while glaring at me. You are on bedrest do to being stupid and not locking your door before leaving the house, allowing Sebby to get into your room and get your sword that you left low enough for him to reach.

> Take your vitamins than. You are withering away you say as you have many things that you like and i had just made you dinner.

You stole my orange! I am a sickly man who needed the extra fiber and you are depriving me of my needs. I am withering away as we speak.

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> Dont lie to the internet Dirk, i simply stopped you from taking a bite out of the un-pealed orange and pealed/took the stem out of it for you before handing it back.

Hal stole my orange )K

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> It is not my fault you kept your bedroom door unlocked and a sword within reach of a one foot bunny. It is a lesson to lock your door when you leave. But i will in fact work on a program for Sebby to install that should minimize the chance that he will accidently hurt you again.

> In defense of this time, he knew it made me laugh the first time and is simply learning as i programmed his AI to be one that learns so i accidently taught it him it was funny to do so and will have a talk with him. Oh you're fine Dirk, you're not even bleeding anymore an with my medical knowledge it didn't even hit anything importent you'll heal in a few weeks with rest. You are dramatic.

> Stop being "gross" Dirk, you and i both know Sebby and my AI are incompatible to share a body do to your coding me with what basics you had known and my knowing more than you had coded in a better way that became a cause for me to crash when he was active since his coding was more advanced until i updated my own coding as well.

I’ve been betrayed in the highest regard, you didn’t think that Sebby wouldn’t try and find another sword after you took the one he had. How can I ever trust you to protect me.

I can accept the first time he hurt me, but how dare you allow such a vile crime happen a second time? I’m barely hanging on, I don’t know if I’ll make it this time Hal.

Now Hal, what have I told you about using protection? Tut tut, I told you to practice safety during that sorta thing, to think my advice was completely ignored in favor of not using protection.

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> Sebby has sword privilege's taken away currently and he keeps angerly staring at me for it.

> It is not my fault my little bunny brother that you had gotten yourself a sword after i had taken yours away for the night and happened to have injured Dirk.

> Again.

> On another note, Dirk is once again on bed rest and i am continuing to gather parts for Sebby to have a full body like myself.

> His bunny body is meant to be temporary as i made a completely new body for him. His full body would have simply taken to long to start with and i would have rather had him out of my head as our AI's caused each other to glitch and crash but he disliked the shades.

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Ugh dont start with that again, you'll go on for years if i let you, wouldnt you?

I do but i'd rather remind you. Sebby has had the sword taken away from him and it is out of his reach, as well as the pads are on, you are free to return safely.

Ah you finally realized it, it’s all come full circle now. The baby is you and the baby is me.

You know I’ll be safe, I’ll message before I come back, I’ll trust you to take the sword away from him.