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in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay

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okay what about the mortifying ordeal of being asked to provide candid feedback by a supervisor

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"sick" and "wicked" are the best compliments. this is so good it's diseased. this is so cool it's evil

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yk when u are holding a lighter and u are just like. ohohohoho. ohohoooohohooohhohooho. ooooohh. oooohooooohooooh.

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‘the mortifying ordeal of being known’ what about the comforting joy of being understood

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the feminine urge to buy an overpriced Drink every time it’s sunny outside

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oh to be in a studio ghibli forest

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I do the hero’s journey every day but I don’t make a big deal about it

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i once drew and i haven’t recovered since

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My fatal flaw is that I won’t eat the stuff left on the plastic/aluminum cover

Like yogurt or hummus tops I will just throw them away. I have no logical reason for doing this I just don’t want to lick the thing

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You know what, fuck you *uses your fabric scissors to cut cardboard*

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I know some of you are staff so lemme just go ahead and request that you reinstate the crab feature when the queen dies

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Do you ever wonder if you were meant for greater things?

No. I simply know that I am.

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Dude complaining at the dmv bc he didn’t bring in the stuff he needed: “but I don’t want to be here”

DMV employee: “I understand sir none of us do”

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i just wanna say.. april will be as beautiful as always and that i love you

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Me entering any museum: man I’m so excited to learn all the things

Also me: GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP

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one thing you have to take into consideration while reading my posts is that i am a natural brunette