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“I appreciate you making the time to discuss the situation with me in person, Director.”

“We have hardly a thing to discuss.”

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*gets on one knee* will you, be my gunner

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i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you. man to man i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you right now

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they just prescribed me gunshot to the head at the urgent care

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look, do i think Kaikaina and Tucker ever got over that hurdle of him literally nuking her romantic feelings? not really. do i think they're Good Friends with Great Benefits? hell yeah! i also very firmly believe that Tucker, the first time he actually gets her clothes off, is like, "holy shit, you have stretch marks??" but before Kaikaina can summon the rage of ten thousand women and punt him into the fuckin atmosphere (because god knows she's heard this Too Many Times) he takes off his own shirt to very proudly show off the stretch marks he got from Junior, "dude, we match! we're matching, Kai, look! oh my god, that's awesome!" and his earnest appreciation of her body does, much to Kaikaina's despair, make this incredibly frustrating moron that much more fuckable.

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White boy shocks everyone at the restaurant by emitting a massive electromagnetic pulse

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audio has subtitles on youtube

saw this and i HAD to do it as kai & tucker.

the community may be half dead but i will contribute at all costs. four hours of my life to a good cause (an embarrassingly long amount of that was spent figuring out the text scrawl)

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Sorry your boyfriend died and came back and died and came back and died and came back and died and came back again. He was trying to find you.

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happy holidays everyone

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bugs when you lift up a rock

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s4-s5

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church

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a lot of the popular "queerbait" ships are just "these two characters are friends / they stood close together once" but every once in a while i'll stumble into an unfamiliar ship tag and see shit like "in episode 169 Scrungko gives Blorbis multiple prostate orgasms with an anal vibrator while pretending to date him" and like. idk what the hell is going on there. but if it's not queerbait then they just invented something even more insane. maybe y'all are right sometimes.

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stupid fucking time travelers try to feed me doritos well i stole one of their plasma grenades so next time i taste nacho cheese we're all gonna find out what time it is in hell

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happy pride you lot

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boose and sarg. i once swore id never draw either of these two without their helmets but i am a man without principles.