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i do think a lot of implausible medieval plot devices make more sense when considering the fact that these people simply did not have glasses
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people are clowning on this guy on reddit but uhhh let's pause for a minute and ask...so what happens if someone has a skin condition? what if part of their face has been burned? what if they're missing their eyes? and so what if they just have a fuckton of tattoos? recognition algorithms are aligned with the most ""average"" / ""normal"" features which means any deviation gets denied access to shit we didnt need age verification for 1 year ago. i dont care if it's a choice versus not, dont care if it's accessing porn or wikipedia, this needs to stop
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“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made
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Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh
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‘no one is coming to save you’ okay fine I agree but can I even get a hug at least
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i havent been active on tumblr in like a year. but im BACK bitches. new job new city new life, im a whole new person
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Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama
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can you guys stop fighting over the same peice of lettuce. there is literally more right behind you
Don't get involved in things you don't understand
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I FELL ASLEEP AND TOOK A NAP A COUPLE YEARS AGO AND SLEPT THROUGH JAN 6TH. I FELL ASLEEP A COUPLE DAYS AGO AND MISSED TRUMP GETTING SHOT. I JUST TOOK MY FIRST AFTERNOON NAP IN A BIT AND NOW THIS?
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I think HCing characters with physical disabilities is good and should be done more often but whenever I do it I feel like

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It recently became department policy to purchase all our animal care supplies online and have them shipped, but my work location (public park) doesn't have a mailbox, so we've been getting things shipped directly to the post office. Today I went to pick up a shipment of several hundred superworms but the postal workers are insisting that it's not possible to have packages shipped directly to the post office. I gave them a tracking number which revealed they were delivered a couple days ago and now they're looking for them. Somewhere in the post office are 500 lost worms.
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Mouth on bulge through the fabric. You agree. Reblog
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