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This kitty looks so mad

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Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

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Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

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people misunderstand what ‘gifted kid’ actually means but it’s ok it’s fine it’s cool it’s good

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there should be a girl under my desk choking on my cock, letting me throatfuck her whenever i get bored.

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Calling her mommy and watching how her eyes glaze over, how it makes her thrust into me harder, how it makes her tease me more.

"Such a good fuck doll for me baby, you just can't make yourself feel anywhere near as good as mommy can hmm?"

MEN & MINORS DNI

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This chair is for the Gays only and yall know it

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*paws at you*

can i give you head?

*paws at you*

can i choke on your cock?

*paws at you*

can i fill my throat with you?

*paws at you*

can i suck you off?

*paws at you*

can you fuck my face?

>_<

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Oh I’m an asshole.

So today pulling into Stop and Shop, this lady cut me off and nearly drove into me, and then, when I tried to pass her, she swung to the right and nearly hit me again, and then flipped me off.

So somebody is having a bad day and taking it out on me. That’s fine. It’s harmless, and I don’t know what’s going on in this woman’s life. I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt she’s not just a piece of shit and is just having a bad day.

But then I park and she follows me, and gets out of the car and starts swearing at me and getting in my face.

Now I go from “indifferent” to “I’m gonna fuck with this woman’s head.” Now I would say I’m a gentleman of size, and in all black and bemohawked I probably look spookier than I actually am, so props to this lady for getting in my face. Now of course I’m not going to hit her, or even threaten violence. That’s shitty. Nobody should get threatened with violence.

Instead, I take a step back, narrowing my eyes like I’m studying her face really closely, and then I touch one of the several piece of “occulty” jewelry I’m wearing (none of which, by the way, are magicked in any way at all). Then I mumble some nonsense under my breath, and then make the fig gesture and the horns at her.

She stops, wide-eyed.

“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?”

I chuckled, and shake my head. “Nothing at all.” I say in a not-terrible convincing voice. “But every time something bad happens to you today, you’re gonna be thinking of me.”

Then I winked at her, and walked away.

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my girlfriend has taken to randomly putting me on my knees and fucking my throat whenever she feels like it and let me just say. i was built for this. best way to make me yours is to just take my throat without asking. just saying~

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BIRTHDAY ITS HIS BIRTHDAY HE HAS LIVED ANOTHER YEAR BARELY YAAAAAAAYYYY

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Choker? I hardly know 'er!

Pansy-Leatherwork.com

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I saw a very cute piece of art by @keetydraws and got inspired to make this post ^~^

Original art + link to the post below the break

@catboybiologist @godless-of-the-hunt @k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl @lilithtransrights @glowingemberz @miss-peanut-butter-cups @somespicycheese @cyborg-bits @serigel @ofravensflight @froggiefemboi @panda-gril @eruditegeek @ballofstress9

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I really really hate how most art of transfems is just a cis girl with a cock or the most cis passing/adjacent body type ever.

Yeah, girlies like that do exist, but you know what there is so much more of?

Fat transfems, "clocky" transfems, transfems early on in or without hrt, transfems who don't "pass", transfems that don't get rid of or ashamed of their "boyish"/"masculine" features.

Not all transfems look like cis women models or twinks with boobs, please understand

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Thinking about buckling someone’s collar to my belt so they can’t take me out of their throat. Just letting them massage my cock with their gulps and whines all day. Hopefully they learn to breathe through their nose, but maybe if I get extra bored or irritated with my job I’ll reach down and hold it shut just to watch them start to panic and squirm.

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existing in the real world is so weird because like... the average woman is... cis? and likes... men??? hold on i gotta consult the user manual this has to be a mistake