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fuck disappearing under mysterious circumstances i want to start APPEARING under mysterious circumstances. walking through a deserted eerie forest? im there. exploring an abandoned 1930s mine that no human has set foot in for 55 years? there too. touching down on mars? guess whose annoying face you see poking out from behind a rover

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why do i need to come out ? if you still think im straight then that's on you

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good morning gay people, men who are shorter than 6’, people who are preheating their ovens, vampires who refrain from drinking human blood for moral reasons, apex predators, people who gave The Room (2005) 5 stars on letterboxd, and classical oil painters

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oh to wear a knife strapped against my thigh beneath a silk dress

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Des Moines Tribune, Iowa, December 20, 1928

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LUSH Series - Gouache by Madeleine Bellwoar

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something that happened to me last weekend

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can they please make a dishwasher with a transparent door? i want to see what's going on in there

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You think you had a bad day cause you broke your leg? I was LITERALLY exposed to some of the most TOXIC fandom discourse in the ENTIRE Scooby Doo community so pardon me if I don’t shed a tear for your precious femur

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*heelys into class 20 minutes late with a large iced coffee and an enormous raven perched on my shoulder* sorry i'm late. maurice wanted to stop for drinks *holds up the cup so the raven can take a sip*

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any of us could be chosen to be disney's next first gay character... be careful kings

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didnt you die

That was weeks ago dude. Things change

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do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? or if their limbs were just slightly too long? or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It

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my dad bought honey. but did not get the one shaped like a sweet little bear. why do men rob me of the few chances of true joy in my life.

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