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pussy vanquished pussy anguished. pussy growing feeble call that pussy languished

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pussy extinguished pussy relinquished. pussy got a title call that pussy distinguished

pussy vanquished pussy anguished. pussy growing feeble call that pussy languished

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pussy vanquished pussy anguished. pussy growing feeble call that pussy languished

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thomas barrow and sarah o’brien are perfect because they’ll literally stick their necks out for each other and then decide to ruin each other’s lives when they get even slightly patronized by the other and then after nearly destroying each other’s lives they’ll just be like “game recognizes game—respect 🫡” and still be rooting for each other to succeed.

like sarah who has one of the most prestigious jobs among servants, is trying to get Thomas promoted at every turn even if they screw over bates (who is he, anyway? lord grantham’s friend? who gives a fuck?) like she just seeks out his company to share gossip and banter with this estranged and looked down upon gay man, and then uses her scheming to get him out of the war and beams like a summer sun when she sees him come back home.

then Thomas tries to sabotage her ambitions for her nephew and disrespects her and she’s like “bet” and literally exploits Thomas’ sexuality to the point that he’s looking at being basically jobless AND unemployable and possibly arrested. like he’s so DESPERATE that BATES his SWORN ENEMY is like “dude please just give me ammo I can use against sarah to get her to back off you.” like bates is begging Thomas to give him a reason to let him get off easy bc Thomas is all “wow she outplayed me and my life is over I can’t believe it but props where props are due.”

but then bates manages to neutralize the threat after Thomas realizes he actually still has some ammo and then sarah is off to another house of employment where she gets to live her dream of traveling and escape the scandal that could happen if word of what she did to lady grantham got discovered. but I’m almost certain it was because she could not stand Thomas lording it over her for the rest of her career. and you just know at the bottom of his heart Thomas is smirking to himself thinking “good for her.”

they hate each other, they love each other. they’ll start a phony business together and be there when the disappointment is too much to bear. they’ll stick out their necks for each other and then try to sink each other’s boat. they’ll encourage each other’s ambitions. they’re cynics and idealists. desperate for a better more exciting life. they understand each other. they’ll give each other good advice and then try to sabotage everything the other has worked for.

no one is doing it like them I fear

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bitches be downtonabbeyposting on main again

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he down on my ton til i abbeyastweets

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People said the queer coded villain was tired but I ask my fellow friends, romans and countrymen to remember Thomas Barrow. No man has ever nor can they ever serve that much evil cunt swag and all for a show whose median age demographic would probably be in the 60 range. Nobody has ever or will do it like him.

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this is the REAL downton abbey 3 (downton abbey as tweets yet again)

bonus:

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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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black nitrile gloves are the hot accessory of the summer

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hecate 🔪

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When will it be my turn to be put down like a sick dog

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Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you’re currently wearing.

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a good sailor will always return to the sea

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you gotta have freaks and gross weirdos in your life it’s imperative to understanding the truth of humanity