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See ya kiddo

I got a job, are ya proud of me? And they're gonna tutor me so I don't hafta go to school.

@stretchy-plastic-kid

what job, kiddo? who are they?

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Nice kiddo, have fun

I got a job, are ya proud of me? And they're gonna tutor me so I don't hafta go to school.

@stretchy-plastic-kid

what job, kiddo? who are they?

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I got a job, are ya proud of me? And they're gonna tutor me so I don't hafta go to school.

@stretchy-plastic-kid

what job, kiddo? who are they?

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Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

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you sure are

....I'm not a vampire but I do have the perfect canines for chomping.... 👀

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give me 2$ and i'll let you take a bite outta my arm.

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have some self respect, ask for 5$

....I'm not a vampire but I do have the perfect canines for chomping.... 👀

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give me 2$ and i'll let you take a bite outta my arm.

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ngl, bad wolves is one of the best bands to exist

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thx jaybird, my lips are sealed

What does one have to do to get a platonic partner around here? Preferably one with ginger hair, maybe a hat collection, maybe a kid daughter—

Hypothetically, of course.

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true, true

What does one have to do to get a platonic partner around here? Preferably one with ginger hair, maybe a hat collection, maybe a kid daughter—

Hypothetically, of course.

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what? you tryna bargain here? my silence is expensive :p

What does one have to do to get a platonic partner around here? Preferably one with ginger hair, maybe a hat collection, maybe a kid daughter—

Hypothetically, of course.

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.......make it 1500 and we have a deal

What does one have to do to get a platonic partner around here? Preferably one with ginger hair, maybe a hat collection, maybe a kid daughter—

Hypothetically, of course.

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oh well, not getting 20 bucks wont hurt me

What does one have to do to get a platonic partner around here? Preferably one with ginger hair, maybe a hat collection, maybe a kid daughter—

Hypothetically, of course.

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i can't be bought but i'll take the money anyway

What does one have to do to get a platonic partner around here? Preferably one with ginger hair, maybe a hat collection, maybe a kid daughter—

Hypothetically, of course.

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fold dishes? really?

What does one have to do to get a platonic partner around here? Preferably one with ginger hair, maybe a hat collection, maybe a kid daughter—

Hypothetically, of course.

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im not callin you a liar, but you ain't tellin me the truth

What does one have to do to get a platonic partner around here? Preferably one with ginger hair, maybe a hat collection, maybe a kid daughter—

Hypothetically, of course.

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im callin bull on that jaybird

What does one have to do to get a platonic partner around here? Preferably one with ginger hair, maybe a hat collection, maybe a kid daughter—

Hypothetically, of course.

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nothing eh?

What does one have to do to get a platonic partner around here? Preferably one with ginger hair, maybe a hat collection, maybe a kid daughter—

Hypothetically, of course.