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the gang as images I found on Pinterest

Charles

Swanson

Sadie

Micah

Tilly, MaryBeth

John

Dutch

Kieran

Uncle

Arthur

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Pride and Prejudice is actually hilarious cause Elizabeth goes to the Netherfield Ball with the purpose of finding out what Darcy's closest friends think about Wickham, and when they all tell her Darcy is a really nice guy and Wickham is a liar she literally goes "Mr. Darcy has somehow managed to trick all of his closest friends into thinking he's a good person but I know something about him that they don't (that he sucks)"

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when something’s kinda rad, but not too rad

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i love karen and molly's dynamic. they don't really get along and don't seem too fond of eachother, but karen still sticks up for her and cares for her enough to stand up for her post mortem.

Damn good acting here. Totally worth a listen, imo. Karen is astounding and so defensive of Molly. Grimshaw's acting is great, too.

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rdr character as cool fucking shirts because i said so

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Grabbing Karen and Molly and making them kiss like Barbies

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YEAH BUT HE HAD HELP. and a lot of it. and int he epilogue. rdr2 john cannot assemble ikea furniture but epilogue john could with some guidance.

Assume they have access to ikea furniture

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why mrs molly o shae

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You guys really liked my last poll so

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Asking out of curiosity

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Hosea Matthews would love ranch dressing so much, I just know it.

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yayyy!!

AUDIO FILES ARE FINISHED. 4 YEAR PROJECT DONE

YES! YOU HEARD RIGHT! EVERY AUDIO FILE EXCEPT FOR A FEW. GUYS, please, if you run across something you like, like and reblog it! I worked so hard on these for years and lost money. Don't worry if something is "Old". This is an archive for YOU. USE IT. The ones NOT uploaded break tumblr's rules of content rules for racism. So, no no Bill or Micah being racist towards Charles, Javier etc. No Bill/Kieran audio. I don't feel comfortable with it and I don't want to be reported. Final one is Lenny's father's pocket watch story. It has so many triggers in it, I couldn't cut everything out without it being a mess. Finally, I did a poll and people voted that I write transcripts for all of the files that need it. So you WILL see some of them reblogged!

I have some tidbits I'll find and post! If you want an individual piece, let me know!

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According to a recent report published by the Aargauer Zeitung (h/t Golem.de), around three million smart toothbrushes have been infected by hackers and enslaved into botnets.

The most cyberpunk thing on your dash today.

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yay for you

More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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i believe her, i believe karen said something mean about her, i believe molly is a little too worked up over it, but i love them both. they're so dumb. i hate them.

she pretty tho

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Hatsune Miku in Red Dead Redemption

@ paranoid_ghosts on Twitter asked people to draw Miku in their favorite media, so I made the cowgirl Miku sharing stories with John and Arthur.