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BOY I WISH I HAD SOME FUCKING MUPPET HOLE RIGHT ABOUT NOW
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Trans-heppa Kalevilla oli sukukokous, johon oli kutsuttu ihan koko hevossuku. Melkein kaikki heistä kantoivat mukanaan trans-pridelippua, koska suurin osa Kalevin suvusta oli transsukupuolisia.
Kalevin kaukainen sukulainen trans-poni Irmeli kysyi, että kukas tuo yksi hevonen on jolla ei ole trans-pridelippua mukana ollenkaan.
"Ai tuo? Se on cis-koni Marjatta" trans-heppa Kalevi vastasi.
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Who did you vote for?

I found an image of her edited like the Joker. Like me! I am the Joker of Kentucky and hopefully, with my vote, she will become the Joker of America (the President)
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I may lose followers for this but it needs to be said;
Marriage must follow traditional Christian values. I know that back when I was an emo witch, I did not believe this, but times have changed; I am different. I don't even listen to MCR anymore.
What do I mean by traditional Christian values in a marriage? I mean that the marriage must begin in a blood ritual between a lesbian and a gender ambiguous ex-muppet and end in a suprise crucifixion.
If you cannot accept my beliefs please simply unfollow unless you wish to be blocked.
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I got rickeolling
Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.
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The term “Pallywood.” Basically when iPhones and everyone essentially having a camcorder made the atrocities of the IDF too difficult to ignore, Israeli officials just insisted it was all faked.
A refugee camp has no food, no water, no medication and they are living in tents.
But they still have enough to fund a Hollywood movie division , complete with make up, props, a special effects team and crisis actors.
Alex Jones would be proud. Crisis actors.
When you can’t admit the worst is happening and the IDF are committing evil acts, so it *has* to be fake.
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her politics are not radical but she's just a spoiler candidate for Harris. i'm sure she's got better ideas but preventing hte fascist takeover of the united states is really fucking important right now. we can't fight capitalism if there's no democracy. We have not met the material conditions that favour revolutionary action either.
I agree with her, i really do, but this is not going to do anything
There are functionally only two parties in America, the neoliberal Democrats and the fascist pig republicans. Both parties are ass, but the better option will help retain minority rights. Third parties are completely unviable and only pull votes from the two actual candidates. You may feel better voting for her, but by doing that, half your vote goes to Trump. I would not vote for a candidate like Harris in my nation where small, leftie parties are viable.
today. we need to work with these ghoulish establishment dems so we can fight them tomorrow. if the fascist party wins, there won't be a day to fight them.
Political activism doe snot happen at the presidential election level, it happens at the grass roots level.

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translated literally it means "Joel
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hope this helps :)


Gotta love Finnish memes lol
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you still swap even if it's not a person. if it's a chair you're a chair 👍
poll about swapping with you own icon here
#idk waht that thing is but it looks serene. sunglasses. grass. possibly a cat or a possum or a deformed alligator or some sort of lizard or#i would be so happy#free me mystery creature i always thought was a bird
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idc if it's not a person. if your icon is a sunrise, you're a sunrise now.
poll about swapping with prev's icon here
#idk man this characters life sucks#also i'm cuter#except personality wise becasue i kinda suck#no thanks
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go go gadget disappointing masturbation session
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Okay yall, I NEED a Phantom of the Opera fic where everything is the same up until Raoul comes into Christine’s dressing room after performance and Phantom is behind the mirror seething and emitting smoke from his ears cuz this handsome bastard is in a room with his babygurl like NO!!!!!! But then!!!!! Raoul and Christine (for some reason) sing together and Raoul can sing?!????!?!!? Like, so well????? Like omg his voice is so good??????? And it unlocks The Phantom of the Opera bisexual Phantom arc except everything remains more or less the same apart from the fact that now Phantom ALSO wants Raoul bc either
1.) he thinks that Raoul and Christine singing together is a perfect combination and wants to hear it forever or
2.) Raoul is BOTH pretty AND talented so YOINK!! That’s mine too, or
3.) Raoul is talented and pretty but just like not musically educated so Phantom takes it upon himself to teach him just like Christine.
Or all of the three above!!!
AND EVEN BETTER!!!! If Phantom is like being weird and Christine is like “oh sir what is it that plagues you?”(idk some gay shit like that) and Phantom is like “you know that boy who came into your room-“ and Christine is immediately like “NO!!! Don’t kill him he’s my friend!!!! Please-“ and Phantom is like “no girl, I’m gonna kidnap your boyfriend ALSO!!!!” And Christines like “NOOOO!!!!!!” And Christine tries to warn Raoul but bc Raoul is the 1800s equivalent of a himbo jock baseball player he’s just like “🕺girl, that’s crazy!🕺” and then when Phantom pulls him into the ceiling by yanking him up by his pants with a rope and hook Raoul is just like “🕺girl you were right🕺”
And then Phantom has two(2) of them.
Anyways thx for coming to my Ted talk, that was the beginning, now I will talk abt how-
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