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Choices when talking to Ralsei in Deltarune feel like this

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Shout out to "enunciate" for being one of those words that forces you to do itself.

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the thing is, ESPECIALLY with the set up in chalice of the gods, I really don't think percy is ever gonna truly get a break. he's too valuable to them as much as no one likes it. like I fully expect percy to die as an old man and then immediately wake up as a young god against his will

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me normally: i like your outfit

me in the dimension where im always with a scary bug: me and my scary bug like your outfit

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lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

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tumblr leftists being surprised to see middle aged white women with signs or hats saying "deny defend depose" really reinforces for me that tumblr leftists don't actually talk to people lmao. like I did a lot of canvassing as a teenager and you know who the best most reliable political organizers are? middle aged women. you know who's bloodthirsty after watching rachel maddow every night and sharing HuffPo articles on facebook? middle aged women. maybe sheryl from iowa who's been voting religiously for democrats for the past thirty years IS more hardcore than you, tumblr user who did a write-in "protest vote." what are you going to do about that.

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I think spending one night sleeping on woowoo's soft booba would've fixed me

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Captain America knows what’s good.

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Remembering the time in college when I had thought the girl I was hooking up with was aware of my trans status

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"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

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Superman & Lois by Rod Allen. (For CBR's Line It Is Drawn)

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real and true

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i think we need to bring back calling people internet famous instead of calling them influencers like there needs to be something borderline derogatory injected back into it

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The New American Gothic (2017) by Criselda Vasquez

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oh that was great. sorry I got cum all over you, here's the shittiest towel you've ever seen in your life.

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the wretched fujo electrician