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Reblog and put in the tags your "Number One Joke Skill"

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Aimsey: Dear lesbian Jesus, it's me, Twilight Sparkle. Today I told your sister that nobody likes her and that she's really annoying and the only thing she's ever gonna be good at is scaring people. It was a good day. Signed, Twilight sparkle.

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types of wizards :)

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spread this far and wide ✨

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unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my log. focused. flourishing

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This website is too mobile focused these days. Reblog and tell me what your desktop/laptop background is.

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they can't stop you from thinking about gay sex on company time

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this isnt necessarily good news but i hope we can all agree that if you are attacked by a puma and you kill it with your bare hands it should be socially acceptable to wear the pelt wherever you damn well please

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jesus fuck, this article

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i literally think of that "polynesians first to discover antarctica, not news to maori" headline so much it's so fucking funny

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what you have to understand is that tattoos and piercings are both body modification but serve completely different purposes. piercings are for ridding the body of bad vibes (creating a hole lets them out). tattoos are for when you are having difficulty keeping your soul attached to your body, because the tattooing process stitches it back in place