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hi everybody please reblog this and tell me your go-to coffee order right now and if you don't like coffee feel free to include your go-to tea order instead

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Quali day in Barcelona. The day most of the Lestappen fan fiction tropes proved to be just that. Fan fiction tropes. Charles never was the damsel in distress and Max never was his defender.

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It's that time of the year again.

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i fully believe in the separation of church (fandom) and state (f1 teams' social media) and i need the sm admins to start respecting the line between the two, because it's getting weird.

(tl;dr: sm admins stop using ship names ffs)

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This season has brought me to the place where Carlos is no longer on probation I need I'm away from Ferrari.

One too many things have happened and I'm done.

He can't get another contract and tbh with how his behaviour has been changing I don't think he is getting one and he is definitely not getting the contract he wants which is the same as Charles.

Just let him go. Publicly saying you're working together so well for the team and then constantly doing the opposite is not particularly helpful

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The most surprising and interesting thing about Venice: it's so quiet. The seagulls are the only sound there is in the morning.

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It's just very important to me that you know prairie-style gardens exist.

Ok. Thank you. Carry on.

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I hate hot summer days. I rather need three sweaters and a thick jacket on a cold day and not being able to avoid the hot air.

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Best idea I ever had: baking three breads one after the other on a day we have more than 30° anyway.

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look if chiropractics have helped you then i think that's great but i do think every chiropractor should be legally required to disclose the fact that the guy who invented it said he learned it from a ghost

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"everybody experiences that" says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness

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Hear me out: grill the grid episode or driver challenge where they have to parallel park a car but said car has no parking sensors or rear cameras - I bet you at least 90% of these rich boys will fail

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2,5 hours walking tour with a guide who provided a lot of information showed us interesting places we would never have found without him. After the tour is finished everybody pays what they want to pay. And then some people pay about 2 Euros? You have the money to go to a foreign country, you have the money to pay the guide accordingly.

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Crab Day!!!

Where:

Here on Tumblr!!

What:

Buy crabs!

Why:

As we now know, Tumblr is $30 million dollars in debt. Oops. Tumblr has announced some major (and unpopular) changes to the site in their attempt to get back above water. The alternative is that Tumblr ceases to exist. But maybe we can change that...

How:

There are 327 million unique tumblr visits per month, and almost 500 million active accounts. If 10 million unique users (or less, if we bought more than one) bought or gifted Crabs from the Tumblr store, we could knock out Tumblr's debt easily. Buy crabs!

When:

July 29, 2023 is Crab Day, running through August 5 (for anyone who can't log on that day) as Crab Week!

Who:

Everyone!! If you truly can't afford to participate with a $3 crab, (or other item from the shop) post crab memes!

Time for Tumblr users to rise again and surprise everyone...

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When we bought the tickets for the race in Budapest, I thought: just before the summer break, basically already vacation time. What should be going on around it? And then on Wednesday the week before we already have:

Nyck gets kicked out of AT

Daniel jumps into the car

And the info that RB has asked Charles if he wouldn't like to join Max in a "dream team".

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Ao3 is actually massively culturally important and very very good at being what it is. I’m so serious when I say that ao3 needs to be protected as the anti censorship, by fans for fans, nonprofit, volunteer run, expertly designed archival site that it is. You don’t have to read or like fanfiction to understand that on principle, ao3 is a site that should be defended.

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I do have to say that Fred coming out and saying that their issues started on Friday because Charles didn't get to do FP2 and they only had Carlos data and he had insane deg and that's why they went so conservative. Is very funny to me.

The amount of times over the last 2.5 years that we've had to read people say that Carlos feedback is so much better and more valuable only for Fred to stand in front of the cameras and say "without Charles we're fucked" is too funny.